Rabon_Gumm
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Rabon_Gumm
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GEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
Barry © wrote: This is wild country he's entering, where some trees can walk Hmmm, and the booze flows free, I shouldn't wonder.
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Quick Quiz
Name: Rabon Gumm Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. Marital Status: All alone in the world. Pets: Denied. Religion: The Pub. Kids (#): None. Location: If I'm not tending the garden, I'll most li...
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A Few Months After It Hit Me
I think you look grand. We hairy folk should stick together. "The only things in life that should be clean shaven, " says the gaffer "are lawns and carrots." He's not picky about the ladies in his life.
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Googlefight
http://googlefight.com/ Brian May biffs Roger Taylor by 34 million to 5.34 million. I don't condone violence, mind. I used to, but the gaffer beat it out of me.
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Staff relations
I hope he keeps a tidy garden, that's all I'd be bothered about.
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Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election.
I always vote for the Constance Party. Their motto is "A rest is as good as a change".
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ok no offense to anyone...
Like you say, we're all entitled to our own opinion. I've never heard of Paul Rodgers, so I couldn't possibly comment. But it's like gaffer says, "There's two sides to every story " he says " my side and the wrong side."
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Do you tell lies?
Now, I was brought up to always tell the truth, no matter what. "If you stick to the truth" says gaffer "folk that count will stick with you". I've been tempted plenty of times though. I remember at school having a te...
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john deacon article in sunday mail
Lots of rubbish printed in papers. Why, only last week in the 'Buckland Yawn', someone wrote an article about how marrows were just two for 55p down at Greens the Grocers. But when I got there it was 65p, and I didn't...
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75 quid!?
There's nowt wrong with being a bit slow, but no I'm not from Chorley. "Just because my Rabon's a slowcoach, doesn't mean he won't get there in the end" is what gaffer says. Anyway you, I'd much rather be from Chorley...
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75 quid!?
"Some folk have more money than sense" says gaffer "but especially those with empty pockets". I won't be throwing my money away like that Master Flashman, hopefully I'll be listening to it on the wireless for nowt.
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Have you missed the boat?
Thanks for your kind words, but I just have absolutely no talent whatsoever. More to the point, if that boat does sink while I'm on it, I can't even swim! Gaffer's right, I won't amount to much. "You rush about like a...
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Have you missed the boat?
I've come to the conclusion that not only have I missed the boat, I've sunk the blasted thing.
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When does a joke go too far?
The joke's directed at Beckham is it? Well, that's okay then. I can't much stick him above half, with his fancy haircut and his girlie ways. Sorry about that. I must have fallen out of the wrong side of bed this morning.
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When does a joke go too far?
There's been a furore in these parts after an elderly ex-footballer made a quip which went: "David Beckham won't be joining Newcastle United, because of all the devastion caused by the Toon Army in Asia". (The Toon Ar...
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Have you missed the boat?
You're right about having dreams and I say there's no harm in it. I posted this topic on Queenonline, as I've got so much time on my hands, and some wise guy called Minder told me to get a job! I've got a job, but it...
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Have you missed the boat?
As I approach my mid-twenties, I often as not find myself wondering if I'm ever going to be a rock star or enjoy any kind of fame whatsoever. Truth be told, I reckon I'm not going to make it as a rock 'n roller. Not t...
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Personal Ads
Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do? So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
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How important are you?
Well, don't worry if some of you don't think you're important - sometimes even the smallest smile can light up someone's world.
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Personal Ads
Are you a pipesmoker, LivingOnMyOwn?