Soapy Gonad
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Soapy Gonad
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Best Five Things That Queen Ever Did.
1. Hot Space 2. Flash Gordon Soundtrack 3. Made In Heaven 4. 5ive We Will Rock You 5. Freddie dies (ahhhh) I love Qwen!
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Listening to Freddie Mercury ??WTF
Here is my story: Freddie was thumbing himself rapidly, whilst trying to fend off John Deacon's amorous intentions; "John, stop it!" Freddie said with his gay buck teeth clattering like a myriad of marbles in a sack....
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Listening to Freddie Mercury ??WTF
Thank you Worm Of Fluff, I have taken your criticism on board nd have decided to not write a book about Kweeens. I can think of better things to do like poking my eye out with guttering or turning to my wife with tear...
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Brian's curse
Sonia Doris wrote: cool topic!!! love it... im gelous you had such a genial discovery...though...:P I made a genital discovery last night. I discovered that it is impossible to get an erection whilst listening to Quee...
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Listening to Freddie Mercury ??WTF
Hi Everybody! Queen aren't very good, but that doesn't stop me listening to Hot Space on my cassette player lots of times a day. I am researching a book I am going to write about Queen. Seeing as you guys are experts,...
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To which song could you cry... and cry...?
As a comestible, i always cry when I hear "Flash! Argh! You killed every one of us!" What a sad sad song. I also cry when I think of the money that I spent on Hot Space and Made In Heaven...these are the only albums I...
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Newer members, what brought you here, and why now?
I am luxury turbines. Cannot move for filthy gertrudes where I come from!!! LOLZ!!! I come to Quweenzones to be insulted??? No, I come to the Qwenzone to talk with fellow Freddie, but he not here. How rude!!!! If I ha...
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Queen one of the Most Overrated Artits Ever
I am only owning Hot Space by Qween, but think it is absoulte rubbish, but my favourite Qween album by 50% at least!! I cannot think of Qween without touching the cloth of a priest or thinking of other bands like Van...
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The absolutely undisputed "Best Queen Video"!
I am accused of being a Jake!!!! What does this meaning? I am corking myself with Queen memorabilia. For this topic I am thinking that best Qwen video is probably the Video I make for them last week. It goes with the...
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The absolutely undisputed "Best Queen Video"!
Hello Worm of Fluff, When I fell whilst absailing, I put my thumb up my anus to stop, just like Freddie. I listened to the whole of Hot Space and it made me question my wife with a stick. I questioned her hard. Her fu...
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The absolutely undisputed "Best Queen Video"!
You will have excuse me, my ritten english is not so good. I like Queen forum, it gets on my tits [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] I am new Queen fan, only heard them last year. I think they have 2 albu...