is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled?
no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p
England 162-5
netherlands 163-6
what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch?
Mr Mercury · Member since
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
Hahaha. Now it's too late.
By the way, as I lay here on the couch, would you, please, bring me some grapes and gently drop each one of them in my mouth? Then I want you to take me to the garden by lifting and moving the couch as the taste of the grapes lingers on.
Please, please, fast... ;-)
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You have now just placed a dirty thought in my mind by talking about placing grapes in your mouth!!!!
So I will be over in Flash, sweetie hehehehehehehehehehehe
xxx
btw..... I know your not that type of girl.......
Well, I think you are not...... lol
Mr Mercury · Member since
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled?
no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p
England 162-5
netherlands 163-6
what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch?
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Imagine getting beat by them! I fell off my seat laughing when I saw that on the news.
Even us Scots could give them a going over (well maybe....)
lol
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled?
no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p
England 162-5
netherlands 163-6
what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch?
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Imagine getting beat by them! I fell off my seat laughing when I saw that on the news.
Even us Scots could give them a going over (well maybe....)
lol
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honestly,i think we should just take our ball home and forget about entering these things.Normally it takes about 15-20 years before we get humbled at a game we invent but just 2 years later we are being beaten by a team comprising of a repo-man and a burger king manager at the home of cricket.
shocking,just shocking..
can we blame ol' Gordon Brown for this too?
its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since
SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Holy fuck.
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We all got so drunk tonight that we forgot to go to the main gates before closing time... SO WE WERE STUCK IN THE GRAVEYARD FOR FUCKING HOURS... NOW I'M BACK HOME SAFE... BUT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... I literally tried to climb half way through a spikey fence... THEN THE FUCKING GATE OPENER MAN CAME AT THAT EXACT MOMENT... I MEAN... WHAT THE FUCK...???? LOL. :P [/QUOTE]
Yara · Member since
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
Hahaha. Now it's too late.
By the way, as I lay here on the couch, would you, please, bring me some grapes and gently drop each one of them in my mouth? Then I want you to take me to the garden by lifting and moving the couch as the taste of the grapes lingers on.
Please, please, fast... ;-)
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You have now just placed a dirty thought in my mind by talking about placing grapes in your mouth!!!!
So I will be over in Flash, sweetie hehehehehehehehehehehe
xxx
btw..... I know your not that type of girl.......
Well, I think you are not...... lol[/QUOTE]
Rolf. "I will be over in Flash" was really amusing. And I can't even laugh much because I stood singing for hours and then spent some time at the piano and my body is really aching. My ribs hurt when I laugh..hehe...I need some good rest and sleep. :-)
Well...you're right, I'm not that type of girl. I admire girls who are more outgoing and confident, though, it's great. :-))) I must point out that nature is to blame too: being crossed-eyed and wearing glasses as thick as a wall and having big spots on the skin and crooked teeth and, on top of that, being skinny as a wig and as shy as a one can be, doesn't help either. lol
Do you enjoy tennis? I'm so going to play it tomorrow if I wake up feeling better. How I love playing and watching Tennis. Do you enjoy it over there? Here people are not that interested, there are many other sports which are more popular, but I find it so great. And swimming too, I love swimming, but I don't like to watch it that much though. I must confess, however, that in the last Olympics that guy from the U.S knocked me out. It was terrific to see.
What sport do you enjoy the most, Mr. Mercury? Either watching or playing, it doesn't matter. I love to watch sports - it's one of the few things I can stand on TV. I like Formule 1 quite a lot too, and I'd love to drive one of those cars. The guy from the U.K, Jason Button, is doing just great, it seems he's as good as Hamilton. Both great drivers, anyway.
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I heard the news about the U.K...it's so sad, well, I feel sad because here in Brazil things have been this way for some time, but now it's worse, it's a scam, and it does so much harm to society.
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Hug and thanks for the amusing and well-spirited and funny replies. That's great.
:-)))
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]its_a_hard_life wrote: [/b]
SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Holy fuck.
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We all got so drunk tonight that we forgot to go to the main gates before closing time... SO WE WERE STUCK IN THE GRAVEYARD FOR FUCKING HOURS... NOW I'M BACK HOME SAFE... BUT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... I literally tried to climb half way through a spikey fence... THEN THE FUCKING GATE OPENER MAN CAME AT THAT EXACT MOMENT... I MEAN... WHAT THE FUCK...???? LOL. :P
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ROFLMAO!
that has got to be one of the funniest things ive read here in a very long time *wipes tears*
please tell me that the 'gatekeeper' looked like Lurch from the Addams Family and i will die right here in this seat from uncontrolled hysterics..
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
will the last person to quit Westminster [if there's any left] please turn off the lights as they leave..thankyou
Mr Mercury · Member since
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
Rolf. "I will be over in Flash" was really amusing. And I can't even laugh much because I stood singing for hours and then spent some time at the piano and my body is really aching. My ribs hurt when I laugh..hehe...I need some good rest and sleep. :-)
Well...you're right, I'm not that type of girl. I admire girls who are more outgoing and confident, though, it's great. :-))) I must point out that nature is to blame too: being crossed-eyed and wearing glasses as thick as a wall and having big spots on the skin and crooked teeth and, on top of that, being skinny as a wig and as shy as a one can be, doesn't help either. lol
Do you enjoy tennis? I'm so going to play it tomorrow if I wake up feeling better. How I love playing and watching Tennis. Do you enjoy it over there? Here people are not that interested, there are many other sports which are more popular, but I find it so great. And swimming too, I love swimming, but I don't like to watch it that much though. I must confess, however, that in the last Olympics that guy from the U.S knocked me out. It was terrific to see.
What sport do you enjoy the most, Mr. Mercury? Either watching or playing, it doesn't matter. I love to watch sports - it's one of the few things I can stand on TV. I like Formule 1 quite a lot too, and I'd love to drive one of those cars. The guy from the U.K, Jason Button, is doing just great, it seems he's as good as Hamilton. Both great drivers, anyway.
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I heard the news about the U.K...it's so sad, well, I feel sad because here in Brazil things have been this way for some time, but now it's worse, it's a scam, and it does so much harm to society.
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Hug and thanks for the amusing and well-spirited and funny replies. That's great.
:-)))
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Hi Yara, how are you today? Hope your are doing fine!! Glad you saw the funny side of my post - I nearly never posted it as I thought you might have taken offence. Anyway, you didnt and thats just fine and dandy. And what have I told you about putting yourself down by saying that you are crossed-eyed, skinny and full of spots? Maybe you are pulling my leg here hehehehehehe. I am no oil painting myself dear. Slightly overweight and all that.....
Which leads me onto what sports I play. Well thats easy to answer - I dont lol. I do like watching the footie although I dont support any team in particular. I have been watching the Formula 1 on occassion, though not very often. Lewis Hamilton is having a hell of a season so far as I can tell. Couldnt tell you when I last watched tennis. I think it was around the time that Boris Becker was just a nipper and Tim "failed again" Henman wasnt even heard of. And Greg Rusedski was still a Canadian lol.
Anyway, take care ok
Hugs
Mr M!!
Winter Land Man · Member since
Sluts and one night stands make me feel worse.
Polite ladies make me feel better.
I'm so glad I figured it out after all these years.
Winter Land Man · Member since
I'm trying to turn my life around. One night stands make me feel like shit the next day. I need to stay away from too much drama, and depressing people. I kicked my friend out today, because he was too depressing. I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now.
inu-liger · Member since
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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]
I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now.
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Another date, another rape.
Winter Land Man · Member since
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[b]inu-liger wrote: [/b]
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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]
I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now.
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Another date, another rape.
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You raped someone, huh?
Either go tell the police what you have done,
OR
Take the gun, aim it to your head, pull the trigger, oh man, you'll feel so much better...
john bodega · Member since
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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]
I'm trying to turn my life around. One night stands make me feel like shit the next day. [/QUOTE]
That tends to happen when you're watching from nextdoor.
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
yay!
the convicts are just as bad as us at cricket.At least we can still beat the Windies :-]
[we'll still be out of the competition tonight after Pakistan wallop us though] :-[
