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What is it about guys and computor games?  I mean, really, is it necessary to play computor games in all your spare time?  Really?  Truely?
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catqueen wrote:

What is it about guys and computor games?  I mean, really, is it necessary to play computor games in all your spare time?  Really?  Truely?
yes,its actually legal requirement for all males in the US to play these games and wear hoodies until the age of 35.
after that they get an obsession with Angelina Jolie and her lips and sit in their room masterbating over pictures of her and reminiscing of the old days when they thought they had a life






isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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so,quite a lot of people locally avtually belived we had a tsunami after i posted a spoof on facebook yesterday.Ah,the after effects of Spingo and cyder have finally taken their toll on them..
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

after that they get an obsession with Angelina Jolie and her lips and sit in their room masterbating over pictures of her and reminiscing of the old days when they thought they had a life



Hah, imagine that!!!
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I think I might have finally got Swine AIDS :D
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Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

I think I might have finally got Swine AIDS :D
have a craving for packets of pork scratchings and bacon fries in the pubs do we?






isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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7 DAYS FROM NOW I'LL BE SEEING DEEP FUCKIN' PURPLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is gonna be one of the BEST fucking concerts I'll ever go to.... Legendary. Oh shit. :D

No one can begin to understand how excited I am to see them... I'm a big fan. xDDDD
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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



catqueen wrote:



What is it about guys and computor games?  I mean, really, is it necessary to play computor games in all your spare time?  Really?  Truely?

yes,its actually legal requirement for all males in the US to play these games and wear hoodies until the age of 35.
after that they get an obsession with Angelina Jolie and her lips and sit in their room masterbating over pictures of her and reminiscing of the old days when they thought they had a life







So it would seem.  I dont live in the US, but I get your point.  (And the Angelina thing starts way before 35.  Maybe thats just when they come out about the obsession.)  Thanks for the info anyway, i'll keep it in mind.  :) 

Hard life, have a great time at Deep Purple- i know so many people who would be sooooo incredibly jealous of you!!!

And now i am really going to work on that damn assignment.


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catqueen wrote:



 



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



 



 



 



catqueen wrote:



 



What is it about guys and computor games?  I mean, really, is it necessary to play computor games in all your spare time?  Really?  Truely?



 

yes,its actually legal requirement for all males in the US to play these games and wear hoodies until the age of 35.
after that they get an obsession with Angelina Jolie and her lips and sit in their room masterbating over pictures of her and reminiscing of the old days when they thought they had a life







So it would seem.  I dont live in the US, but I get your point.  (And the Angelina thing starts way before 35.  Maybe thats just when they come out about the obsession.)  Thanks for the info anyway, i'll keep it in mind.  :) 

Hard life, have a great time at Deep Purple- i know so many people who would be sooooo incredibly jealous of you!!!

And now i am really going to work on that damn assignment.


obviously we dont do that sort of thing here in the UK,we are too busy drinking cyder,pillaging women and wrecking colombian banana boats off the cornish coast to spend all day playing mafia wars on facebook...






isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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its_a_hard_life wrote:

7 DAYS FROM NOW I'LL BE SEEING DEEP FUCKIN' PURPLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is gonna be one of the BEST fucking concerts I'll ever go to.... Legendary. Oh shit. :D

No one can begin to understand how excited I am to see them... I'm a big fan. xDDDD
and a week after that you get to see me again for a drinky on my way to see the 'better half'..






isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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Coming to London, Joxer?

Yay, managed to not cough ALL the way through Michael McIntyre, which is a good thing. He is a very funny man. Definitely worth seeing.
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Passed my CPE Fluency exam with flying colours.

Yeeha.
John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."
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Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

Coming to London, Joxer?

Yay, managed to not cough ALL the way through Michael McIntyre, which is a good thing. He is a very funny man. Definitely worth seeing.
im travelling through the capital on the 20th on my way to Orpington so if you or anyone else wants to have a quick drink for my birthday at Victoria station i will be there at 4pm for an hour before i head South East to St Mary Cray and my buxom wench.






isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

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oh joy,its pissing down again outside and someone [who cant dial a fone properly] has decided it would be a good idea to call me at 7.30am,unfortunately for them they didnt hide their number and im now gonna do it to them in the middle of the night,see how they like it!
can you tell they pissed me off?



Make sure you hide your number J. And give them a call to remember......



"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:



I think I might have finally got Swine AIDS :D

have a craving for packets of pork scratchings and bacon fries in the pubs do we?








That reminds me. I once had Ham flu. my butcher cured me though........




"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."