What Should Be the Opening Scene In the Upcoming Freddie Biopic?

Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually.  Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that.  Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions.  It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness.   How can that be anything like good sex.

GratefulFan wrote: Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually.  Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that.  Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions.  It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness.   How can that be anything like good sex.

I've seen the whole tape. I always thought that 'Kiss meets the phantom in the park' was the worst movie with Gene Simmons ever. Believe me, this was worse.... Obviously, Gene showed himself twice as a dumbass in a movie...!

GratefulFan wrote: Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually.  Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that.  Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions.  It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness.   How can that be anything like good sex.
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And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos.

That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman.

LOL

jpf wrote:

And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos.

That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman.

LOL
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As happy as I would be to continue to let you embarrass yourself by wallowing in your own stupidity, the risk of confusing new people pretty much forces me to point out that under what is today a blue skirt, a white blouse and various underthings I *am* a naked woman, you babbling idiot.  While I don't normally draw happiness from others' misfortune, you are generally such a tool that I can't help but giggle at just how much of a special needs student you are when it comes to this stuff.   I'm guessing a long history of hastily dumped 'girlfriends' named Lola.  Bottom line is the only thing I'm going to be rubbing out today is the mark I have for you under "dumb shit", for the purpose of moving it over to "really dumb shit".  Despite this new-to-you information, you will still be expected to also remember that Holly2003 is a man.   It's a lot, I know, but just do your best.

As for Gene's 'sex tape', it was universally ridiculed by the entire internet as the grim and depressing  fumblings of a lazy old man who couldn't be arsed to take the socks and pants off his feet or the chewing gum out of his mouth.  That woman apparently did everything short of snapping her neck to avoid kissing him.  Dead honestly,  that's girl for 'as bad as it gets'. It's the kind of passionless, loveless, awkward, soul sucking sex that people in dying relationships pretty much want to shoot themselves in the face over, and Gene Simmons apparently degrades himself with it regularly  because that's pretty much all an aging compulsive creep can get.

All that, plus he's in an awful, terrible band.

GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote:

And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos.

That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman.

LOL
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As happy as I would be to continue to let you embarrass yourself by wallowing in your own stupidity, the risk of confusing new people pretty much forces me to point out that under what is today a blue skirt, a white blouse and various underthings I *am* a naked woman, you babbling idiot.  While I don't normally draw happiness from others' misfortune, you are generally such a tool that I can't help but giggle at just how much of a special needs student you are when it comes to this stuff.   I'm guessing a long history of hastily dumped 'girlfriends' named Lola.  Bottom line is the only thing I'm going to be rubbing out today is the mark I have for you under "dumb shit", for the purpose of moving it over to "really dumb shit".  Despite this new-to-you information, you will still be expected to also remember that Holly2003 is a man.   It's a lot, I know, but just do your best.

As for Gene's 'sex tape', it was universally ridiculed by the entire internet as the grim and depressing  fumblings of a lazy old man who couldn't be arsed to take the socks and pants off his feet or the chewing gum out of his mouth.  That woman apparently did everything short of snapping her neck to avoid kissing him.  Dead honestly,  that's girl for 'as bad as it gets'. It's the kind of passionless, loveless, awkward, soul sucking sex that people in dying relationships pretty much want to shoot themselves in the face over, and Gene Simmons apparently degrades himself with it regularly  because that's pretty much all an aging compulsive creep can get.

All that, plus he's in an awful, terrible band.

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Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board.

The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds.

So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ...

blow it out your asses.

LOL

We know you watched the video.  We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed.

LOL

jpf wrote: Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board. The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds. So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ... blow it out your asses. LOL We know you watched the video.  We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed. LOL ============================= There has to be a  limit to the number of weird, stunted delusions a guy can carry around before he just falls over.  'Kiss is a great band', 'that lump in Paul Stanely's neck is not an ovary, it's a vocal chord node', 'Queenzone needs Sonic Boom tour dates', ''that stripper likes me for me', 'women aspire to be plowed' (ffs).   You're going to tip over any moment, so avoid unnecessary heights like tall buildings, your platform boots and that last 'girl' you slow danced with at the bar. I didn't watch the tape, but only because it had been scrubbed from the net before I heard about it.  Aside from the clear train wreck appeal,  there is real information in something like that.  When a pop culture figure holds up his 5000 women as a kind of mark of liberty and successful manhood,  it's useful for people to see what that really looks like.

Lick it up!  Lick it up!

Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote:

Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board.

The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds.

So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ...

blow it out your asses.

LOL

We know you watched the video.  We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed.

LOL
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There has to be a  limit to the number of weird, stunted delusions a guy can carry around before he just falls over.  'Kiss is a great band', 'that lump in Paul Stanely's neck is not an ovary, it's a vocal chord node', 'Queenzone needs Sonic Boom tour dates', ''that stripper likes me for me', 'women aspire to be plowed' (ffs).   You're going to tip over any moment, so avoid unnecessary heights like tall buildings, your platform boots and that last 'girl' you slow danced with at the bar.

I didn't watch the tape, but only because it had been scrubbed from the net before I heard about it.  Aside from the clear train wreck appeal,  there is real information in something like that.  When a pop culture figure holds up his 5000 women as a kind of mark of liberty and successful manhood,  it's useful for people to see what that really looks like.
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You absolutely bore me.  Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all.

And since you love to hear about KISS I'll just have to post more about them now.  The discussion board can thank you later.

Zebonka12 wrote: Lick it up!  Lick it up!
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It's only right now.

The opening scene should be Freddie shitting in Brian May's grandfather grave.
That would explain why Brian would be so evil so say that Paul Rodgers was Freddie's hero.
PAYBACK TIME.

BRIAN MAY = PURE EVIL.
Son of abitch

Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS.  You know the way Freddie did.

Funky Horsie wrote: The opening scene should be Freddie shitting in Brian May's grandfather grave.
That would explain why Brian would be so evil so say that Paul Rodgers was Freddie's hero.
PAYBACK TIME.

BRIAN MAY = PURE EVIL.
Son of abitch
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Don't blame Brian for Freddie's refusal to have his sexual clones ass rape him without using a condom.

The reason for no more Queen is Freddie.

End of story.

jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS.  You know the way Freddie did.

Freddie wasn't fucked by some guy, he just fell on a cock.

jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. 
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You've tried both then? lol