Matias Merçeauroix
he kinda does, actually
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Believe In Yourself
I don't think that Gene would notice the difference between a dead donkey's balls and a funky horsie's balls
GratefulFan
jpf wrote:
You fail at writing.
You fail at life.
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As the last echos of GratefulFan's resolute steps to the centre of the wooden stage fade to a memory, a spotlight slices suddenly through the inky theatre and steals her eyes. An electric anticipation rides the hush, and she begins to speak in a clear and dulcet voice:
An Ode to Paul Stanley, of Kiss
You fail at writing
You fail at life.
You're fooling no one
With that silly wife.
Truth hangs in silence for one exquisite moment and then the crowd leaps to its feet, straining against it's own thunder as the curtain begins to fall and the poet slips back into the night.
So yeah, I'm bored (for now) of this because both Kiss and you make it way too easy. If nothing else good can have come from this section of the thread, please, please, PLEASE don't ever flirt with Zebonka like that again. He's MALE, he's made it clear that he's straight, and that means it's just frankly rude. Thank you.
john bodega
Gnahaha, just read about the Gene Simmons sex tape over at Cracked.com
It sounds better than Citizen Kane.
It sounds better than Citizen Kane.
jpf
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote:
You fail at writing.
You fail at life.
=======================
As the last echos of GratefulFan's resolute steps to the centre of the wooden stage fade to a memory, a spotlight slices suddenly through the inky theatre and steals her eyes. An electric anticipation rides the hush, and she begins to speak in a clear and dulcet voice:
An Ode to Paul Stanley, of Kiss
You fail at writing
You fail at life.
You're fooling no one
With that silly wife.
Truth hangs in silence for one exquisite moment and then the crowd leaps to its feet, straining against it's own thunder as the curtain begins to fall and the poet slips back into the night.
So yeah, I'm bored (for now) of this because both Kiss and you make it way too easy. If nothing else good can have come from this section of the thread, please, please, PLEASE don't ever flirt with Zebonka like that again. He's MALE, he's made it clear that he's straight, and that means it's just frankly rude. Thank you.
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You just wasted your time. I had no interest in reading your unintelligent post.
You fail. Big time.
You fail at writing.
You fail at life.
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As the last echos of GratefulFan's resolute steps to the centre of the wooden stage fade to a memory, a spotlight slices suddenly through the inky theatre and steals her eyes. An electric anticipation rides the hush, and she begins to speak in a clear and dulcet voice:
An Ode to Paul Stanley, of Kiss
You fail at writing
You fail at life.
You're fooling no one
With that silly wife.
Truth hangs in silence for one exquisite moment and then the crowd leaps to its feet, straining against it's own thunder as the curtain begins to fall and the poet slips back into the night.
So yeah, I'm bored (for now) of this because both Kiss and you make it way too easy. If nothing else good can have come from this section of the thread, please, please, PLEASE don't ever flirt with Zebonka like that again. He's MALE, he's made it clear that he's straight, and that means it's just frankly rude. Thank you.
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You just wasted your time. I had no interest in reading your unintelligent post.
You fail. Big time.
jpf
Zebonka12 wrote: Gnahaha, just read about the Gene Simmons sex tape over at Cracked.com
It sounds better than Citizen Kane.
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Haven't seen it. It was up for an Oscar. Lost to some lame foreign film.
It sounds better than Citizen Kane.
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Haven't seen it. It was up for an Oscar. Lost to some lame foreign film.
NOTWMEDDLE
jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls.
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Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
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Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
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Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
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Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
jpf
NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls.
----
Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
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You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
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Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
----
You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
NOTWMEDDLE
jpf wrote: NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls.
----
Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
----
You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
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You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH!
You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground.
You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support.
You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them.
Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show!
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Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
----
You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
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You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH!
You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground.
You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support.
You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them.
Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show!
jpf
NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls.
----
Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
----
You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
-------------------------------------------------
You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH!
You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground.
You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support.
You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them.
Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show!
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Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
----
Sorry. He doesn't swing that way.
You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done
what you wished for.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite.
KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday.
You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back.
They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS!
----
You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name.
Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song?
LOL
-------------------------------------------------
You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH!
You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground.
You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support.
You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them.
Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show!
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Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
YannickJoker
jpf wrote:
Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
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I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you!
Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
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I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you!
jpf
YannickJoker wrote: jpf wrote:
Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
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I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you!
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I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on.
I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later.
LOL
Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here
wants them either.
So fuck off already, bloody cunt.
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I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you!
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I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on.
I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later.
LOL
YannickJoker
jpf wrote:
I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on.
I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later.
LOL
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From a certain KISS-ASS forum:
"considering the fact that jpf was warned and prompted before by gshaller on the general discussion board several times, this is the final warning for
(iii) Abusive, threatening, defamatory, racist, obscene, or anti-social posts"
They do not even like this guy at Kiss-forums.
Jpf, listen. Stop interrupting topics with your Kiss-obsession and I'll forget the whole damn thing! It'll be just like nothing ever happened. Jpf, baby, I think you hurt me real bad. I'm dizzy, I need a doctor. Honey, don't leave me here. Jpf... You got a big surprise comin' to you! Hahahahahaha! You're not going anywhere! Hehehehehe... Go check out the quote I posted and see what I mean! Hahahaha... Go check it out. Go check it out! ...Go check it out! Hehehehehehehe.
I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on.
I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later.
LOL
=====
From a certain KISS-ASS forum:
"considering the fact that jpf was warned and prompted before by gshaller on the general discussion board several times, this is the final warning for
(iii) Abusive, threatening, defamatory, racist, obscene, or anti-social posts"
They do not even like this guy at Kiss-forums.
Jpf, listen. Stop interrupting topics with your Kiss-obsession and I'll forget the whole damn thing! It'll be just like nothing ever happened. Jpf, baby, I think you hurt me real bad. I'm dizzy, I need a doctor. Honey, don't leave me here. Jpf... You got a big surprise comin' to you! Hahahahahaha! You're not going anywhere! Hehehehehe... Go check out the quote I posted and see what I mean! Hahahaha... Go check it out. Go check it out! ...Go check it out! Hehehehehehehe.
john bodega
The opening scene is Brian May's face, and then suddenly he is spattered by what looks like hot yoghurt.
DEMON
i saw on us.imdb.com that the freddie biopic is moved to 2014?
i thought it will release next year?
i thought it will release next year?