What Should Be the Opening Scene In the Upcoming Freddie Biopic?

jpf wrote:

You absolutely bore me.  Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all.
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LOL

That's a lot like Paul Stanley judging a singing contest, or, as we've learned, Gene Simmons judging a shagging contest.  Really, how the hell would they (you) know?

jpf wrote: Zebonka12 wrote: Lick it up!  Lick it up!
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It's only right now.
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Uh oh Zebonka.  Time to change your name to Zebonk.  It doesn't take too much to confuse this guy.

LOL(a)

This was a bloody hysterical thread until that jpf retard was allowed out.

Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. 
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You've tried both then? lol
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Neither in my case.  Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now?

GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote:

You absolutely bore me.  Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all.
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LOL

That's a lot like Paul Stanley judging a singing contest, or, as we've learned, Gene Simmons judging a shagging contest.  Really, how the hell would they (you) know?

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You've got nothing.

splicksplack wrote: This was a bloody hysterical thread until that jpf retard was allowed out.

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You can bloody well fuck off.

bloody well

LOL

jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. 
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You've tried both then? lol
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Neither in my case.  Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now?
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Even your insults are weak, repetitive copies. A bit like Kiss. Who still suck btw.

jpf wrote:

Neither in my case.  Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now?
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Oh!  I've totally got one!

I was shoe shopping in Toronto in 2008, and there was this dead donkey on Yonge Street.  It was really sad. I don't know what happened.  But anyway, Gene Simmons was there, and he was licking it's...it's....what you said.  So I said "Gene! What the hell are you doing?!"  And he said "I just found out I'm being audited, and there was a mistake, and I've really only had 4,999 pieces of ass, and I've got to take care of this right now."  "But Gene", I said, "those are....those are...that donkey is not a girl.  And plus it's dead." A whole range of emotions flashed across his face in an instant - realization, embarrassment, fear for the future, dread.  And then he just went back to licking the donkey, so I don't really know how any of it ended up.  Shortly after that I found these great lilac strappy sandals that totally remind me of Tenement Funster and Roger's new purple shoes.  They're awesome! But yeah, seeing that donkey thing with Gene was pretty bad.

Adam Lambert can do a wish (scroll down halfway)

http://prince.org/msg/8/345189

Gene Simmons can suck my balls.

In Gene's perception, the title of this thread is "What should be the opening, Gene?'

Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife.

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Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. 
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You've tried both then? lol
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Neither in my case.  Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now?
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Even your insults are weak, repetitive copies. A bit like Kiss. Who still suck btw.
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You're lame and uninteresting.

GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote:

Neither in my case.  Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now?
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Oh!  I've totally got one!

I was shoe shopping in Toronto in 2008, and there was this dead donkey on Yonge Street.  It was really sad. I don't know what happened.  But anyway, Gene Simmons was there, and he was licking it's...it's....what you said.  So I said "Gene! What the hell are you doing?!"  And he said "I just found out I'm being audited, and there was a mistake, and I've really only had 4,999 pieces of ass, and I've got to take care of this right now."  "But Gene", I said, "those are....those are...that donkey is not a girl.  And plus it's dead." A whole range of emotions flashed across his face in an instant - realization, embarrassment, fear for the future, dread.  And then he just went back to licking the donkey, so I don't really know how any of it ended up.  Shortly after that I found these great lilac strappy sandals that totally remind me of Tenement Funster and Roger's new purple shoes.  They're awesome! But yeah, seeing that donkey thing with Gene was pretty bad.

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You fail at writing.

You fail at life.

Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls.

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Sorry.  He doesn't swing that way.

You're too late for Freddie.  He would have gladly done
what you wished for.