TheWomble wrote: We All Stand Together might be for kids but it's amasterpiece. It certainly beats anything and everything from the Queen back catalogue!
TheWomble wrote: We All Stand Together might be for kids but it's amasterpiece. It certainly beats anything and everything from the Queen back catalogue!
That's both funny and offensive. Well done.
My turn.
Alan Partridge is a big "Jet" fan.
TheWomble wrote: We All Stand Together might be for kids but it's amasterpiece. It certainly beats anything and everything from the Queen back catalogue!
Oh ugh. He used to flounce around the bedroom with his hands on his hips and sing that every time he had an erection. So lame. Who wants to put up with that once a month?
He's a right twat but I worry about him. Beatrice says he keeps calling her 'Bridget' and asking her if she remembers 'the walrus'. WTF?!
Easy for you to say. He's never held YOUR prosthetic limb over his head shouting 'Hop For Me' to the tune of Let it Be when you were already 10 minutes late for a doctor's appointment.
TheWomble wrote: We All Stand Together might be for kids but it's amasterpiece. It certainly beats anything and everything from the Queen back catalogue!
Oh ugh. He used to flounce around the bedroom with his hands on his hips and sing that every time he had an erection. So lame. Who wants to put up with that once a month?
He's a right twat but I worry about him. Beatrice says he keeps calling her 'Bridget' and asking her if she remembers 'the walrus'. WTF?!
hi FLASH JAZZ i knew you liked dressing as a woman, good choice with HM suits you xxxx
Not Flash Jazz. It's so funny you mentioned "dressing as a woman". Did you know Paul wears Spanx? My Spanx to be precise. Still. I emailed Nancy about it. Got pretty chilly in New York for a few days. LOL.
HeatherMills wrote: Not Flash Jazz. It's so funny you mentioned "dressing as a woman". Did you know Paul wears Spanx? My Spanx to be precise. Still. I emailed Nancy about it. Got pretty chilly in New York for a few days. LOL.
why would you feel the need to say your not FLASH JAZZ? your not very good at this are you? I'll let you get back to your Freddy Mercury blow-up doll now, good luck Flash Jazz, say hi to your mum :)
Speaking of blowing, Paul would never let me give him any oral. Between you and me that's a bit like not letting Julia Child cook you dinner, but anyway yeah, he would never let me. Said it made him "think of Ringo too much". What does that even MEAN? At some point you just stop asking questions. God.
HeatherMills wrote: Speaking of blowing, Paul would never let me give him any oral. Between you and me that's a bit like not letting Julia Child cook you dinner, but anyway yeah, he would never let me. Said it made him "think of Ringo too much". What does that even MEAN? At some point you just stop asking questions. God.
I was correct all along, your a fag who dresses as a little girlie and gives out bj's. Freddy would have been proud of you, he done all that crazy jiz swallowing to, didn't he?
What a potty mouth! Paul's fans don't seem very nice. And I told you I'm not Flash Jazz. Your fixation is a bit odd.
While I'm on fixations, did you know Paul was totally OBSESSED with Bret Michaels from Poison? I didn't even know who the hell he was! Had to look him up. But Paul had this one room in the cellar plastered with nothing but sheet music from 'Every Rose Has it's Thorn'. Every spot where the lyrics and music were credited to Bret Michaels Paul scratched out his name in a way that was just...not sane...and wrote in 'PAUL MCCARTNEY' in red Sharpie. I caught him down there in nothing but his underpants one evening, sobbing, and I said "Paul, you're a bloody legend! Knock this off for heaven's sake." and he just kept yelling "I'm a fraud! I'm a fraud!" over and over and rubbing something all over his chest. I think it was brie. Whatever. I just went upstairs, made myself a drink and watched Eastenders on the telly. Honestly I can't imagine how I lasted four years.
The Hammer! 14 posts in one day? And you brought your pimps: TheWomble and sun city.
I feel pity reading your posts where you guys proudly write and justify your ignorant and rude little persons opinions.
The only thing that i am certain about MCCARTNEY is that he will despite fans like you and your pimps, hhuuu... disgusting.
But the most frightening thing is that even my dog has better manners, Jesus!!! What kind of people are you, did you all get your education in the sewer...
Looks to me that all of you will die alone, with no dignity and no one close to you and that is frightening.
