Open Letter To Brian May

brENsKi wrote:

You are seismically challenged musically, but being devoid of even the most rudimentary intelligence, this renders you incapable of being aware of your own thickness.. The only point of your presence here is our amusement. Unfortunately, you've become the "banging the same relentless, futile drum" (now unfunny) court Jester - whose joke no longer works. Even the Canned Laughter operator has fallen asleep.

This is a work of art.

runner_70 wrote:

Funny that only those put Freddie down who are absolute QAL supporters. What a coincidence. Wabble off to Adamtopia and degrade Freddie there.

Your stepford fandom is on full display by equating any enjoyment (or even tolerance) of the band's current activities with the feeling that someone has "put Freddie down."

You are the musical equivalent of a religious zealot, completely unable to invite any kind of rational discussion about music that could veer it off the path of blind devotion.

I'd almost feel sorry for you if you didn't have the personality of a brick wall.

The Real Wizard wrote:

runner_70 wrote:
Funny that only those put Freddie down who are absolute QAL supporters. What a coincidence. Wabble off to Adamtopia and degrade Freddie there.

I'd almost feel sorry for you if you didn't have the personality of a brick wall.

and most brick walls have a lot mortar offer than ruiner_70.

brENsKi wrote:

The Real Wizard wrote:

runner_70 wrote:
Funny that only those put Freddie down who are absolute QAL supporters. What a coincidence. Wabble off to Adamtopia and degrade Freddie there.

I'd almost feel sorry for you if you didn't have the personality of a brick wall.

and most brick walls have a lot mortar offer than ruiner_70.

Zing.

You win the internets for today.

Officer Clawhauser, re:

>You win the internets for today.

There's more than one? Ah, you're referring to your own personal internet where you issue various edicts regarding behaviour and insist that every subscriber guarantees they will be wearing a Brian May wig, clogs and really annoying BMG shirt prior to logging on? How many posts have you managed to rack up there chap?

dudeofqueen wrote:
There's more than one? Ah, you're referring to your own personal internet where you issue various edicts regarding behaviour and insist that every subscriber guarantees they will be wearing a Brian May wig, clogs and really annoying BMG shirt prior to logging on? How many posts have you managed to rack up there chap?

You (turdofqueen) and ruiner_70 are made for each other. An absolute "Matching Tie & Handkerchief" of vacuous nebulism. A halfwit (and that's 49% too generous) and his feckless imbecilic cabbage-brained companion. Never was a better match made in Hell.

You should go and live on a desert island - somewhere with no means of contact with the outside world...or people...or any moving lifeforms. Strike that, even the plant life would require a greater daily challenge than your very presence would provide. Neptune would be better. Go on, go.

dudeofqueen wrote:

Officer Clawhauser, re:

>You win the internets for today.

There's more than one?

Slow hand clap. Thanks, captain obvious. And I bet you go up to four year olds and tell them there's no Santa Claus.

You're saying a lot of about yourself and nothing about me when you're taking time out of your day to defend an internet troll, effectively becoming one yourself. Life well spent, innit?

brENsKi wrote:

You (turdofqueen) and ruiner_70 are made for each other. An absolute "Matching Tie & Handkerchief" of vacuous nebulism. A halfwit (and that's 49% too generous) and his feckless imbecilic cabbage-brained companion.

Genius.

We have a writer for Blackadder 5

hehe

It absolutely baffles me why people can't see that no one can touch Freddie anymore. He himself is beyond any form of hurt, and by now we can safely say so is his legacy that everybody's always going on about. It has been proven that whatever Brian and Roger do (and whomever they do it with), the legend remains untouched and might even still be growing. No reason to begrudge them doing what they enjoy most in this stage of their lives. So whatever the reason for your Stepford-ranting, you can stop doing it on Freddie's behalf 'cause he was way, way above any need for your help even when he was still alive.

Fireplace wrote:

It absolutely baffles me why people can't see that no one can touch Freddie anymore. He himself is beyond any form of hurt, and by now we can safely say so is his legacy that everybody's always going on about. It has been proven that whatever Brian and Roger do (and whomever they do it with), the legend remains untouched and might even still be growing. No reason to begrudge them doing what they enjoy most in this stage of their lives. So whatever the reason for your Stepford-ranting, you can stop doing it on Freddie's behalf 'cause he was way, way above any need for your help even when he was still alive.

this^

Fireplace wrote:

It absolutely baffles me why people can't see that no one can touch Freddie anymore. He himself is beyond any form of hurt, and by now we can safely say so is his legacy that everybody's always going on about. It has been proven that whatever Brian and Roger do (and whomever they do it with), the legend remains untouched and might even still be growing. No reason to begrudge them doing what they enjoy most in this stage of their lives. So whatever the reason for your Stepford-ranting, you can stop doing it on Freddie's behalf 'cause he was way, way above any need for your help even when he was still alive.

Maylor do AYNTHING to degrade their so called "Friend". Showing him as unreliable drug addict who is always late in the studio while Saint May is the driving force in the band, showing Fr3ddie crawling in front of Maylor to get back into the band. Getting a wacko singer, calling themselves "Queen" and making ludicrous statements like "Freddie would be jelous as he can sing higher notes". You think thats ok? Me thinks it is NOT! Take off your May-wig and start thinking

Fireplace wrote:

It absolutely baffles me why people can't see that no one can touch Freddie anymore. He himself is beyond any form of hurt, and by now we can safely say so is his legacy that everybody's always going on about. It has been proven that whatever Brian and Roger do (and whomever they do it with), the legend remains untouched and might even still be growing. No reason to begrudge them doing what they enjoy most in this stage of their lives. So whatever the reason for your Stepford-ranting, you can stop doing it on Freddie's behalf 'cause he was way, way above any need for your help even when he was still alive.

Maylor do AYNTHING to degrade their so called "Friend". Showing him as unreliable drug addict who is always late in the studio while Saint May is the driving force in the band, showing Fr3ddie crawling in front of Maylor to get back into the band. Getting a wacko singer, calling themselves "Queen" and making ludicrous statements like "Freddie would be jelous as he can sing higher notes". You think thats ok? Me thinks it is NOT! Take off your May-wig and start thinking

runner_70 wrote:Maylor do AYNTHING to degrade their so called "Friend". Showing him as unreliable drug addict who is always late in the studio while Saint May is the driving force in the band, showing Fr3ddie crawling in front of Maylor to get back into the band. Getting a wacko singer, calling themselves "Queen" and making ludicrous statements like "Freddie would be jelous as he can sing higher notes". You think thats ok? Me thinks it is NOT! Take off your May-wig and start thinking

I've sent your missive to Brian and he's replied:


[color=purple]Dear Jazz+ / Gerry / ruiner_70 / 100% / happy star / Mr Music / rugby_guy (or whatever you call yourself these days),

Of course, you're absolutely right. What we are doing is sacrilegious to the memory of Queen, as you see it. Some of our decisions have clearly upset you, but what are we suppsoed to do? Yes, Freddie died (it was very sad, blah blah) - we fucking know that moron, from your tireless reminders on QOL. But hey, it's almost 30 years - life must be allowed to go on for those still alive.

I can see that you perceive Queen's continuation as plainly unforgiveable - eating night and day at your very core, but we will go on. We will work night and day to continue to wind the living shit out of you and the other stepfords, who think that musicians/artists have no right to do what they choose with their lives and careers.

Kindly leave us alone, just go and lie down in some badger vomit!

Love, kisses and glambert,

Brian (Doctor) May

PS - The Real Wizard, Stick, stevelondon20, fairy king, vocal harmony, matt z and brENsKi et al are correct - you are a fool and require expunging from society.[/color]