Jesus is gay

hey hey hey Freddies Chicka...NEWSFLASH twat flaps: i don't like you or your stinking opinion! Go and ask yourself the following questions: How big is it? and do you think you can pull it over your head for a change instead of talking crap like that to me!

ps. you disgust me more

Im trying to be nice but people keep attacking me for something i took back...i feel like sinead o'conner!

*not feeling much love in this thread*

Novel thought freddies_chicka: Why don't you try posting something without using the word 'fuck'?

The title to this thread is the sort of thing I might have thought about writing when I was 12 - then thought better of it.

Im trying to be nice but people keep attacking me for something i took back...i feel like sinead o'conner!


ole washed up singer huh?...it fancies you

please stop being mean 1975. You're just too much for me.

"The title to this thread is the sort of thing I might have thought about writing when I was 12 - then thought better of it."

I'm getting tired of people who have taken this far too seriously. It's three words in an Internet site. Move on with your life, please.

"If your intelligence is as good as your sad little rendition of brighton rock...you've got alot of catching up to do.:)"

Fuck you, you empty, heartless bastard! I put my heart and soul into my guitar playing, and this particular piece wasn't meant to sound perfect. If you think you can do better, then by all means, record one and send it to QZ, and maybe they'll post it next. But I'm not in this for a competition. I sent it because I love to play, and that's what I could offer. If it's not good enough for your standards, then so be it. For the standard of having fun and people enjoying listening to another fan playing, I think it's just fine.

"Maybe Virtuoso can give you some guitar lessons, old chap. I think Brian would get booed off stage if he attempted to play something like that...And by the way, i'm 21 not god know's how old you are...and i play in a real band, record at real studios, and write my own original licks. I'm also a sound engineer at a studio in vancouver, bc, canada. You should come over sometime, i'll teach you how to mic a guitar amp properly."

FUCK YOU, again. You cocky son of a bitch. I know very well how to mike an amp and play the guitar. My Brighton Rock solo wasn't meant to sound professional. And I don't care who you are or where you live. I think Brian would be proud that fans are recording his music to put online in a place like this. So what if my tone isn't exactly as nice as his, and that I can't sustain 20th+ fret notes as perfectly well as he can? I'm not trying to *be* Brian May. I'm being *me*, playing something Brian May once played. Being as it's a Brian May piece, I just attempted to have a similarity to his tone and style - not replicate it. I'm not a rip-off artist. But if it satisfies your ego to continue to cut another musician to shreds, then so be it. I therefore wish you all the musical hardship and heartache the professional world has to offer.

And what was the point of saying that you write original licks, something of which millions of musicians do? I've written tonnes myself, but you don't see me bragging about them.

As for the intelligence issue you mentioned, permit me one moment to take from your books and be at least somewhat cocky here: I'm obviously more intelligent than you, because I'm intelligent enough not to cut other musicians to shreds when they're not at the same level as myself. I realize there are people who are far beyond my level of musical intellect and talent, and fully accept that. And if you're one of them, then that's fine! But if criticizing others by means of insults is how you talk to them, then you don't stand a chance in the real world. You may be in a *real* band and play in *real* studios, but I'm a real person with a real heart, and I don't have time to deal with conceited, judgemental, and self-centered fucks like yourself.

And I see the irony in the fact that in typing this post, I spent 5 minutes doing it (that I'd really like to have back).

Just leave me the hell alone on this board. I come here to have intelligent discussions (or the occasional useless few words), not justify myself to conceited pricks like you.

im sorry for my rather colorful language. I never watch my language when im mad. I never use the word fuck to this extent either, so im sorry. I do need to stop cussing too.

"Guitar Hero - most of your posts are facile. This one is no exception."

Whatever...

Figures you picked on the one part of that post convenient for you. Get a life, will you?

Fair enought Guitar Hero...i'll leave you alone if you leave me alone.

Our Canadian friend is so off-base it's astounding. His argument as to why noone should be offended is offensive in itself and the logic behind it is non-existent. Now let me be clear, I could care less what anyone says about anything. Much like Fatty, I have skin twice as thick as an elephant's backside. However, the idea that noone should be offended just because they disagree is either A) extremely ignorant or B) simply repudiating what others have clearly defined.
Again, let me be crystal clear that I value what you say about as much as the homeless guy in front of Wal-Mart. But if someone was trying to silence you by any means other than self-imposed censorship by peer pressure, I would be right on your side. So basically, I'm chastising you not for your statement but for not taking responsibility for your actions and playing the victim card. Oh, and for at times sounding extremely arrogant.
And quotes are a dime a dozen:
“Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.” – Albert Einstein
And now for Jasen... You resort to throwing insults about guitar solos (Which I thought was quite good, BTW), you make derrogatory remarks about entire groups of people and then what's worse, you edit them. I can't decide which is worse. You're not even worth my time.

Brandon, you're reading waaaaaaay too far into this. Man, it's a friggin noticeboard, not a courthouse. Honestly, can you people get a life, and stop analyzing people here?

And I don't care if you think I come across as arrogant. I, and those close to me know I'm the furthest thing from arrogant, and that's all that matters. I don't give a shit if some guy on a Queen noticeboard thinks that. It's your problem, not mine.

Yes... I have the problem.

I agree, Great post!

"Apparently everybody on this board needs to get a life, from what GH says."

Speaking of cheap shots...

When did I ever say that? I think I've said that to two zoners in all of my time posting here. It just happens to be that they were both in the last two days.

When will all you people stop getting hung up on three words, and actually read everything others are saying? I never thought that three words on a noticeboard would influence people to read deep into my subconscious and lead them to decide what kind of person I am.

What about DeaconFan, who said, "If you're truly comfortable in your beliefs then you won't see a minor thing like 'Jesus is gay' as any kind of threat. See it as someone else expressing their own opinion or simply making a joke."

That seems to be quite similar logic to mine, but you guys seem to enjoy picking on only me. Bah, I don't care. My life goes far beyond this place, and I really don't care who agrees or disagrees with me. But if people do agree, then great! I've met a lot of great people here. But the last thing I'll do is get emotionally rattled up when someone doesn't agree with me (with one recent exception).

"If you're truly comfortable in your beliefs then you won't see a minor thing like 'Jesus is gay' as any kind of threat. See it as someone else expressing their own opinion or simply making a joke."

Read this again before you make your next attack, folks.

(assumed permission from DeaconFan, and not plagiarism)

So, since you all have so much time on your hands, why don't you pick on the guy who posted on page 1, "Jesus is a cunt"?