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lmao! that is so funny. i love to babysit. sometimes, they are too full of energy, to where when you see them your tired! lol. but nonetheless i love to babtsit, and i get good money, but its so worth it.
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Thats adorable Alli! Little kids are SO much fun!
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That young whippersnapper Cole sounds like a young Flashman. May the Lord have mercy on our souls.
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:D Alli, those conversations are awesome. I love kids. Those convos remind me of the stuff kids at the library I help out with stuff at say. great stuff, I miss that innocence but great knowledge I had back then.
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"and you could buy me some Barbie clothes!"


Lol.
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As always Manda, I love hearing about your adventures with the kiddlings! Thanks for posting these! You should put up some more, They're great fun! I think you told me that last one last weekend... Yeah... Yeah, you did! Anyway, this was quite a refreshing topic! I'm sure as long as you're working with children, You'll never run out of stuff like this! And I for one will look forward to hearing them! :D
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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LOL! awww cute :)
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"Me: Cole, we just came inside and now I need to do the chores.
Cole: But Trisha always lets us go outside!"

This "somebody always let's us do things" -thing is so popular among my pupils (14-15 yrs) as well, so it's not just a kiddie thing. Always as hilarious, though. For example:

A pupil: Can't we end the lesson earlier today?
Me: No, we cannot, we've got plenty of important things to go through
A pupil: But you ALWAYS let us end earlier on Fridays!
Me: *Ignores* (since it has only happened twice during the whole year...)
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Here's a treasure of mine...

Talking to a fellow musical cast member's little brother, Kevin. I think he's four.

(Background info: Musical version of the Ugly Duckling. This kid's older brother is Ugly. I'm the gorgeous duck who disses him. This is right after act one, during intermission.)

Kevin: How come you were mean to my brother?
Mandy: That was just the script, I wasn't actually being mean to him.
Kevin: You said he was ugly.
Mandy: I Was supposed to.
Kevin: Why?
Mandy: Because it was in the script.
Kevin: What's a script?

I can't wait till he gets to mid school...
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oh that's sooo cute!!!!!! I love it!!! YOu should post more!!! lmao@Sir Archie Leach!
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Here's a classic conversation I had one day with my 8 year old:

Daughter: It's a shame you and Dad don't have sex anymore.
Me: Why do you say that?
Daughter: Because no babies have come.
Me: Well I take tablets to stop the babies coming.
Daughter: That's not how it works.
Me: Is it not? How does it work then?
Daughter: Daddy puts plastic on his willy, thats how it works.

Unable to find a decent answer I just fell about laughing.
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"Glad that you all enjoyed them! I was thinking of posting some more, so if you all would like to read them, I'll put some more up that I can remember. :^)"

You soooooo need too! :D
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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cute :) :)
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LOL!!! "my mom got re-pregnant!" LMAO! Hoooo... Kids... I tell ya... That last one was great too. ;p
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Lol, aawwwww, sweet:)) They are such a laugh:)) Please please please put some more:)
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