Conversations with Kiddies

awww lol! Those are unbelievably great. :D I love the re-pregnant one and the one about "the strange man getting into your car"

kids, always great for laughs, great posts miss j

lol, can't wait till i get me own! Thats very cute

Children... I don't know how people can stand them, frankly.

Nice roasted.

Ba-dum tsch

The thing that does anoy me is.... "Why why why why why why why why?"

..."But why" Grrrr becase it just is, there still sweet!

Ty TM :o)

I like to be predictable. Don't want to go shocking people without good cause.

I was taking my 4 year old daughter, Leigh to nursery one day when she looked up at the sky and said 'Daddy, what are those white fluffy things in the sky?'
'Those are clouds sweetheart,' I replied.
'What are they made of?'
'They're made of water my wee angel'
'How do they get up there?'
'Well the sun dries up the rain and it turns into steam and floats up into the sky.'
'And do they stay up there Daddy?'
'No darling, they eventually turn back into water and fall back to earth.'
'Then what happens?'
'Then the whole thing starts all over again.'
'But Daddy what happens whe....'
' Oh why don't you fuck off and bug your mum for a change you annoying little shite. Jesus christ, is it any wonder I'm going bald!'

Kids eh?
fatty.

LOL, FATTY!

Named after our very own Eggy, perchance? ;-)

"Cole: But I want to go outside! It's sunny out, Manda...plllleeeeeaaaassseee!
Me: Cole, we just came inside and now I need to do the chores.
Cole: But Trisha always lets us go outside!
Me: Cole, I said no.
Cole: You're mean! I'm never coming back here!
Various other kid: Yeah, right, Cole - you'll be back tomorrow!"


LOL! :-)

lol @ "re-pregnant" & fatty!

LOL! Great stuff Manda! :D That little Cole... :p