The Private & Personal Diaries of Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

Fatty dear, I'd like to know what Freddie's diary entry from the night of John's wedding to Veronica was.

Just curious...

Any comments from Freddie on the Immortals project by John ? Any comments on Brian working with Minako Honda ?

1971

Did a gig tonight.

Could not believe the cheek of that bass player trying to upstage me! Doesn't he know I'm going to be a megastar?

When we got to the dressing room, without even discussing it with the others, I said 'Barry, you're fired!'

He then tells me his name is Doug and that Barry quit the band a few weeks ago. Why aren't I informed of things like this?

And, is there anywhere we can find a bass player who's just happy to stay quietly in his own corner of the stage?

A petty man (and I can be a petty man if the mood takes me) might take umbridge at someone else revealing entries in what are supposed to be extracts from private and personal diaries.
On the other hand if they are as superb as the one above then they are more than welcome.
Feel free to add more, even if they conradict entries already included.

fatty.

Any entries about when Freddie and the boys were visited by Sid Vicious while recording the NOTW album?

Hey, fatty, anything about Bowie or Elton "Sharon" John?

Does Freddie talk about Brian alot? Don't leave us hanging, please, fatty! These are great!

-Amethyst

What about writing "Delilah"...?
Or anything about recording with Montserrat...?

Me thinks the diaries are written in invisible ink and the pages are fading ... or Fatty has gotten bored with the topic.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bullwinkle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Me thinks the diaries are written in invisible ink and the pages are fading ... or Fatty has gotten bored with the topic.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that usually happens the moment I reply to it. Perhaps I smell.

Well about that actually.

Oooooooooooooooooooooh... Geeks is stiiiiiiinnnnkyyyy.... :O

I've been away for quite a while, so today I'm reading this for the first time. When I read the section:

"Brian's togged up in a skanky old brown fur coat that I picked up at a cancer research charity shop. The assistant assured me that it's previous owner was incontinent and had died in it. I bought the previous owner too and had her skull and thigh bone turned into a guitar."

I really laughed my ass off

way to go fatty!

"Are there any people that have managed to channel Freddie's spirit so we can find out what he thought of Queen + 5ive..."

I did once, But it seems that Freddie didn't even know it happened. In fact he had wanted to leave the band for a looooong time! He told me "Kicking off was my way out! I couldn't care less what those pricks do now!" then he added "...As long as they don't make more than one version of 'rock you' every five years." So, I had to tell him the bad news... For those that worship Freddie like a God, Freddie's coming, And he is pissed... Drunk that is. Watch out for your shoes.

Brilliant, as per.

Genius in places, I think! Seriously fatty if you get me banned from anymore public places for laughing too much, I'll come and find you eventually!

"Roger came to visit me today and in the course of our conversation he mentioned his solo career. You can only imagine how shocked I was and it took all my skills as a stage performer to act as though I was aware of this"

Absolutely classic, as is the MJ, Gary Glitter, Pete Townsend stuff. Keep it up.