The Queenzone Personal Board Soap Opera

...Davidson motorcycle, speeding at 80km/h. On the motorbike was a dude carrying a machete in his right hand while driving with the left. With that machete, the dude....

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Very good, Silje! It's going very good. I'm at my mom's until the end of August, then I go back and do another year of grade 12 in high school, which is nice...except for the fact my special needs assistant is not going to be there this year :( , and a few people I know who worked at the school have retired so it's like losing friends, really....

But on the other hand, I will be getting to learn Spanish, French, more music, and some other stuff too, which is nice :)

...was meticulously trimming his handlebar moustache. Krizzy was riding along behind, her bike purring like a Bengal Tiger in heat.

The man suddenlly dropped the machete, it skipped along the ground like a rock thrown across a pone, striking.....

...Charles Baer. Charles shouted "Ack! My PENIS!! Sweet Jesus's vagina!" and collapsed from shock, and then everyone...

...saw it as their undoubtable right to jump at him and once and for all get him thourougly locked up. The two heroes got off their motorbikes and was at once lifted up upon the shoulders of the celebrating population, who then went on to...

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Sounds nice, Dark. I'll continue on to year 11th myself, practically starting off the school-year by going on a travel with bus throughout Poland and Germany. Really looking forward to it. :-)

....singing Irish Pub songs. That lasted long into the night. Soon enough every one was in the bag except for Matt. He and Barry (who was 3 sheets to the wind) went out back to roll themselves a nice big joint when suddenly a flashlight appeared from around the corner...

It was that looney Oppo from next door.
"Whats going on here?" she asked.
"We're not sure" said barry, "its a soap opera. Does anybody know?"
Suddenly for no reason at all, the phone rang. It was Fried Chicken.
"Guys, we think Baer has been molesting the little children in his class and that is why they have been skiving!"
(queue dramatic music)
Barry looked at Oppo. It was time for serious action.
The door swang open and in strode..

Let's not forget Jake Britt.

Richard Guilbault aka Inu Yasha, asking out loud "Does anyone know where I can find the McDonald's restaurant that's holding the Edmonton 2004 Pokeman-Queen Fan Club Convention?"

After that question was asked...

Matt and Barry continued to puff on the hog leg they had been smoking. Richard (Dark) was stoned off his ass, and couldn't stop laughing at himself for saying 'Pokemon' and 'MacDonalds' in the same sentence. "You have had enough" Barry told Richard. He didn't care. He just kept on laughing. Oppo noticed that both Barry and Matt were quite pie eyed themselves and asked...

...why is it that most of the people against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place? Baer answered...

...the question, but was immediately gagged by Fatty, who then threw Charles into a small closet and closed the door. Things looked great, everywhere people were smiling and singing. Then, just as everyone burst into a second Irish folklore song, the door burst open. In storms geeksandgeeks, screaming "Oh my god, they took him away! They've kidnapped him!!!". Everyone rose from their seats (except from Flashman, who was busy making plans as to how he could comfort geeksandgeeks and slowly get her drunk), and the questions broke loose...

...vodka and Kahlua. What a combo.

In the meantime, geeksandgeeks relayed her story. (EDIT: Can we change that to "they took HER away!"?) Psycho religious fundamentalists had kindapped FreddiesGhettoTrench while they were writing Freddie Mercury and Syd Barrett fan fiction together. As the Queenzoners resolved to help find FGT, Flashman returned with a substance that he claimed was water, but was actually...

...tonic gin. Flashman was drunk off his ass, having drunk a lot of the "water", and then he took another swig of the gin and...

bar phone.
"Hi queenzoners, guess what?" the caller said, "you have won a trip to meet brian may!"
They all cheered.
The next day, forgetting people locked in closets, missing or murdered, they headed off to the theatre to watch 'wwru' Brian was sat taking notes in the box.
Brian- "Too much singing there, we need to cut that song out, its shite anyways, not one of mine...."
Suddenly somebody began to thro peanuts at Brian.
IT WAS JOHN DEACON!
HE WAS DRUNK!
"Oi, Brian, this show seriously sucks asss, hick! Im so glad i didnt agreesh to it, hick! I think you are Roger have turned into complete..."

"...arsewipeths"

At that, Brian proceeded to beat the crap out of John. After Brian was finished and satisfied, he said to John...