jokes about Freddie

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Freddie_slave 31 August 2004 06:16 · Member since July 2004

Does anybody knows joke about Freddie or Queen.

I heard this one:

Q:what do Freddie Mercury and princes Diana have in common?
A:they both had to die to go away from Queen.

I don't think it's very funny, tought...

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Albyboy 31 August 2004 11:06 · Member since August 2004

First of all, let me tell you that I'm very surprised that the Queen-extremists still haven't killed you... Astonishingly, still no "Leave Freddie rest in peace" and so on... (Hey, be quiet there outside, I'm just joking ;-)).

Unfortunately, I don't know any joke about Freddie but, if you want, I've got a handful of stupidities about Diana... If you are interested, just open a new topic in the Personal forum and I will be there... I think it suits best that place...

:)

Albyboy

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chancelloramethyst 03 September 2004 02:37 · Member since July 2003

Here's the one I've heard:

What do David Bowie and a thermometer have in common?

They both have a little Mercury in them.

SNARK.

-Amethyst

"Did you, like, know, that, like, Mike Myers went to school with, like, Elton John's, like, boyfriend?"

"Mike Myers went to school with Bernie Taupin?"

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Brian_Mays_Wig 03 September 2004 02:43 · Member since December 2002

This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.

Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

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Oberon 03 September 2004 05:25 · Member since April 2003

Drs. DAJA wrote:
It's not funny but it's a good one

How can it be good if it's not funny? The concept of a joke is that it makes you laugh.

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Little_Queenie 03 September 2004 05:34 · Member since February 2004

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:
This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.

Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

Disgusting.

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Albyboy 03 September 2004 06:11 · Member since August 2004

Little_Queenie wrote:

Disgusting.

Once more, I have to agree..

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Sonia Doris 03 September 2004 06:14 · Member since July 2004

I don't know...they might be good.
I don't like those kind of jokes...
No offense

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Sonia Doris 03 September 2004 06:14 · Member since July 2004

I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes...

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BrianHMay 03 September 2004 07:09 · Member since August 2004

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:
This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.

Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

thats not a joke

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killerwatt 03 September 2004 07:38 · Member since August 2004

I have a Sense of humour but these kind of Jokes suck so piss off

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FriedChicken 03 September 2004 07:56 · Member since July 2001

"I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes... "

Freddie would've wanted it that way, since he didn't take himself very seriously

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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 03 September 2004 08:09 · Member since October 2002

What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common?

They both got battered around the ring.

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willem-jan 8923 03 September 2004 08:19 · Member since April 2003

BrianHMay wrote:
Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:
This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.

Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.
thats not a joke

Hehe, sometimes facts are a joke.
I like it :D

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Brian_Mays_Wig 03 September 2004 11:24 · Member since December 2002

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:
What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common?

They both got battered around the ring.

PMSL!!!! :D

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