Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???
A turkey lasts til Christmas.
Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.
thats not a joke
sick and sad. it's not funny and not smart.:(
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Mr Coolest Cat
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A joke that was around at the time of Freddie's death.
What have Freddie Mercury and Robert Maxwell got in common?
They were both killed by dodgy seamen(semen)
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quackman
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Psyche Star wrote:
It's a troubled day in heaven.
St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".
HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny!
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Saint Jiub
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I am probably mutilating Fatty's old joke?
What's pink, furry, and full of dust?
Freddie's slippers
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MexQueenFM
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quackman wrote:
Psyche Star wrote:
It's a troubled day in heaven.
St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".
HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny!
you ungrateful bastard, you shouldn't laugh!! *slapping quack*
but the one about Freddie's Slippers is always a stitcher
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Mr.Jingles
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I know these 2...
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What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS?
Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.
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Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury?
R/ No, it was Uranus.
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sonic killer
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that turkey joke was not funny.
Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury?
R/ No, it was Uranus.
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that's actually pretty funny...
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Brian_Mays_Wig
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You see, the ones that are bashing me for my joke are stepfords, newbies and people with no sence of humour. get a life.
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Sonja
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Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
I know these 2...
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What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS?
Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.
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Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury?
R/ No, it was Uranus.
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LOL
Thes are good!
The 'turkey' joke is sick though.
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Brianmay1975
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Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS?
Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.
LOL! This one is funny!
The "turkey" joke is indeed disgusting, sorry to say it, I don't like laughing about somebody's death...
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Brian_Mays_Wig u just gonna be slaughtered u sick bastard
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TheBohemianRhapsody
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Bullwinkle wrote:
What's pink, furry, and full of dust?
Freddie's slippers
Thats cute!!
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SergeantPepperDG
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Ok, I'm really slow for some jokes. I don't think I get that one.
Last year, my science teacher told us this really dumb joke that I didn't get for two weeks (Did you know diarreah is hereditary? Yeah- it runs in your genes! [jeans...get it...haha...])
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Introducing_Christina Lauren
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Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:
This one was about in Nov 91:
Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???
A turkey lasts til Christmas.
Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.
absolutely horrible
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nil
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Quite Ironic that most Jokes are mainly about his Homosexuality or Death?
