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What kind of fans are you guys....!!!

You shouldn't laugh about all this.... it's not funny.... I've read them all... and didn't get just a little smile on my face....

It was getting me really pissed.... at all of you.... laughing about Freddie's death and his disease and homosexuality.... you are all horible people if you laugh about this....

And you dare to call yourself true fans..... you bunch of assholes!!!!

NEVER EVER do this again....you'll get other fans hate you for this.....
"Fuck them darling, if they just don't get it!" Freddie Mercury
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I liked the heaven one! :-) And of course the slippers.... I don't konw any sorry I wish I did!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Eh, some of those are on the tasteless list right along with "What does it take for a Beatles reunion?"
"Brian May, Freddie will."
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Fuck sake it's been almost thirteen years.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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No Offence ment, but aren't people becominga bit too obsessed with someone they didn't even know?
Sorry guy's, but come on, lay back a lil'?
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Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!
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Psyche Star wrote:
It's a troubled day in heaven.

God summons St.Peter and said, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a number of high profile candidates waiting at the gates, and we are suffering from falling popularity. So, I'm going to throw out Mother Teresa and let in one of the celebrities at the gate. You'll have to go and decide who is most suitable".

St. Peter goes down to the pearly gates and finds Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and Princess Di waiting for him. He says, "I'm afraid I can only let one of you in, so each of you must come up with a reason for admission into heaven."

Freddie says, "I've been gifted with one of the most beautiful voices to ever grace the earth. I'll spend my time in heaven singing praises to God with the choirs of angels. Heaven will never have sounded better."

Gianni says, "I was earth's greatest designer. I will outfit the cherubs and angels in all the latest fashions - long silky gowns, satin cloaks and nightwear spun from the very clouds we stand on. Heaven will never have looked better."

Diana blushes a little, looks around nervously and seems unable to find something suitable to say. Suddenly, she strips off her skirt and panties, whips out a bottle of Perrier, shakes it up and douches with it.

St. Peter says, "Ok, Diana, you may enter. Have a nice day!" Freddie and Gianni are mortified. "What's going on here??

We could make heaven look and sound better than ever before, and she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, but she gets in and we don't!!!"

St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".





Holy crap! That beats anything here .... hahahahahahahaa ....
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able, But only make it two at most. Three martinis, I'm under the table -- Four, and I'm under the host!"
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Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
I know these 2...

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What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS?

Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.
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Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury?

R/ No, it was Uranus.
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Meh, those are okay ... not terrific.
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able, But only make it two at most. Three martinis, I'm under the table -- Four, and I'm under the host!"
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SergeantPepperDG wrote:
Ok, I'm really slow for some jokes. I don't think I get that one.

Last year, my science teacher told us this really dumb joke that I didn't get for two weeks (Did you know diarreah is hereditary? Yeah- it runs in your genes! [jeans...get it...haha...])


Roger: [typical ba-dum-TSH! from drums]
Brian: [taps mic] Is this thing on?
John: ... No, heeheehee.
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able, But only make it two at most. Three martinis, I'm under the table -- Four, and I'm under the host!"
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Drs. DAJA wrote:
queen_forever_87 wrote:
What kind of fans are you guys....!!!

You shouldn't laugh about all this.... it's not funny.... I've read them all... and didn't get just a little smile on my face....

It was getting me really pissed.... at all of you.... laughing about Freddie's death and his disease and homosexuality.... you are all horible people if you laugh about this....

And you dare to call yourself true fans..... you bunch of assholes!!!!

NEVER EVER do this again....you'll get other fans hate you for this.....


I'm the devil I do evrything even laughing at Freddie hihihihi


... Dare I say "Stepford," or will you shoot me too?
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able, But only make it two at most. Three martinis, I'm under the table -- Four, and I'm under the host!"
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Pim Derks wrote:
Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!


Calm down, dear. One, he's dead; two, he didn't care what people said about him. (Cough, cough, telling the audience to f**k off?) It's all lighthearted fun. I think. :)
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able, But only make it two at most. Three martinis, I'm under the table -- Four, and I'm under the host!"
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<font colour=blue>Lord Vultan wrote:
Brian_Mays_Wig u just gonna be slaughtered u sick bastard



Fuck me, Im shakin in me boots.
Chom own mudder fukker.
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You can say Stepford, cos its true!
Chom own mudder fukker.
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You can say Stepford, cos its true!
Chom own mudder fukker.
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slightlymadmerc wrote:
Pim Derks wrote:
Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!


Calm down, dear. One, he's dead; two, he didn't care what people said about him. (Cough, cough, telling the audience to f**k off?) It's all lighthearted fun. I think. :)


Ah obsessions