"On Saturday evening I hooked the machime back up, took some drugs and eventually managed to track down the real Fredie Mercury."
Mrs FATTY, are you agitate for being on drugs?
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looooooooooooooooooool
Good job!
Good job!
That was fucking brilliant.
This is really brilliant, man, I love this!!! Keep up the good work, Fatty! I love it!
When I first started reading this I thought off the back that this was gonna be some more garbage that I don't like but you did a magnificent job. Bravo!
I don't care how much im gonna get abused, I thought it was awful. Do you guys have mental ages of 7? Not funny so not funny it's laughable. I do hope for your sake fatty, you are not older than 7.
Dear Mr or Mrs In_Tiger_Skin_Trousers (Is that your real name?)
I'm sorry that you found my wee joke in poor taste. Rest assured that it was never my sole intention to annoy you. What hurts me the most is not the fact that you failed to find my story amusing, it's the fact that you had to resort to petty name calling and poking fun at seven year olds. It's bad enough that children throughout the world have to endure 12 months of being seven without being ridiculed for it.
Most of the folks I know have all been seven at some point of their lives and gone on to lead productive lives, with the exception of six year olds and they still have the harrowing experience of being seven to come.
Although I wasn't around in 1953, I have it on good authority that Freddie himself underwent just under 12 months of being seven and he turned out just fine. So say what you like about me. I can take the slings and arrows but lay off the seven year olds. Okay.
I hope this hasn't soured what I hope will become a wonderful friendship between our good selves and I wish you and your family well.
Your pal fatty.
Oooh! BURN! *goes back to normal business*
I don't care how much im gonna get abused, I thought it was awful. Do you guys have mental ages of 7? Not funny so not funny it's laughable. I do hope for your sake fatty, you are not older than 7.
Dear Mr or Mrs In_Tiger_Skin_Trousers (Is that your real name?)
I'm sorry that you found my wee joke in poor taste. Rest assured that it was never my sole intention to annoy you. What hurts me the most is not the fact that you failed to find my story amusing, it's the fact that you had to resort to petty name calling and poking fun at seven year olds. It's bad enough that children throughout the world have to endure 12 months of being seven without being ridiculed for it.
Most of the folks I know have all been seven at some point of their lives and gone on to lead productive lives, with the exception of six year olds and they still have the harrowing experience of being seven to come.
Although I wasn't around in 1953, I have it on good authority that Freddie himself underwent just under 12 months of being seven and he turned out just fine. So say what you like about me. I can take the slings and arrows but lay off the seven year olds. Okay.
I hope this hasn't soured what I hope will become a wonderful friendship between our good selves and I wish you and your family well.
Your pal fatty.
Damn. Again, a stroke of genius. Nice retort -- ach, I wish my timing were as good. :) Heehehee. And the seven-year-olds also must fear the rejection of suddenly becoming eight, which is an impending doom no one can really escape ...
Terrific. :)
ROFLMAO!
7 yr olds sometimes have a better developed sense of humor than adults, eh?
7 yr olds sometimes have a better developed sense of humor than adults, eh?
nice!
fatty, I must say that that's very f*cking funny! Good job! :-)
Oh dear...
I piss myself even looking up the replies! R_I_T_S_T, chill out, this is what Fattys all about and its fucking good work. Fatty doesnt post much but when he does its well appreciated. I hope to share a drink with him someday, hes a good guy.
Not only it was funny, I think it was actually a piece of work to learn from...you know staying out of Freddie's personal life and everything that he kept private for HIS own reasons.
Once again, magnificent piece of work!
Once again, magnificent piece of work!
Hahahahaaa .... kick butt! Good show.