great work, hilarious.
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Fatty you are the best! You make Queenzone worth coming to every day!
Are you fuking crasy????!!!!!! This is the disgasting dirty shit!!! All of you must be perverted stupid guys to like this! Fuck all of you becase Freddie wouldnt like it at all!!!!!
Are you fuking crasy????!!!!!! This is the disgasting dirty shit!!! All of you must be perverted stupid guys to like this! Fuck all of you becase Freddie wouldnt like it at all!!!!!
Be sure he'd have liked it more than the "Was Freddie the postman..." and "Did Freddie shave..." topics man!
I dunno why on this forum the word "disgusting" is so oftenly misspelled (remember someone spelled it "discusting" last week!).
About Roger I Tigerskin...: man you've lost your sense of humour and I can only say one thing to you: shut up when you can't understand, cos Fatty's post is so so great!
Quoted from Fatty's post about Freddie's diaries, with a bit of tweaking to make it appropriate to this post:
"The [preceding] extracts...are entirely fictitious and although based on real events, 99% of what you are about to read is in fact complete bullshit. It never happened. I feel obliged to point this out simply because I have in the past written quite obviousley false accounts of Freddie's life that have been taken by certain gullible members of the Queen Fan community as the gospel truth and this in turn has lead to confusion, accusations of slander and the odd death threat.
"So please bear in mind that what you...read is the combination of an over active imagination, eating cheese before bedtime, the use of non-prescribed drugs and the sincerest hope of bringing a smile to the faces of those who can take my stories with a pinch of salt.
"Should you find any of the following stories offensive in any way, then please accept my sincerest apologies. Alternatively, you may feel the need to question your own perceptions of reality and if you are in any way offended by such ridiculous stories, the problem lies with yourself and not with me. So get a fucking grip."
Could not be more apporpriate to some of the humorless twits here.
"The [preceding] extracts...are entirely fictitious and although based on real events, 99% of what you are about to read is in fact complete bullshit. It never happened. I feel obliged to point this out simply because I have in the past written quite obviousley false accounts of Freddie's life that have been taken by certain gullible members of the Queen Fan community as the gospel truth and this in turn has lead to confusion, accusations of slander and the odd death threat.
"So please bear in mind that what you...read is the combination of an over active imagination, eating cheese before bedtime, the use of non-prescribed drugs and the sincerest hope of bringing a smile to the faces of those who can take my stories with a pinch of salt.
"Should you find any of the following stories offensive in any way, then please accept my sincerest apologies. Alternatively, you may feel the need to question your own perceptions of reality and if you are in any way offended by such ridiculous stories, the problem lies with yourself and not with me. So get a fucking grip."
Could not be more apporpriate to some of the humorless twits here.
very funny. i like it.
Are you fuking crasy????!!!!!! This is the disgasting dirty shit!!! All of you must be perverted stupid guys to like this! Fuck all of you becase Freddie wouldnt like it at all!!!!!
Eat shit.
Are you fuking crasy????!!!!!! This is the disgasting dirty shit!!! All of you must be perverted stupid guys to like this! Fuck all of you becase Freddie wouldnt like it at all!!!!!
loosen up, BIATCH! if i ever see you, i'd give you a BIATCH slapping!
I just spent the last half hour reading the original "diaries" thread and I about pissed myself!! The part about he thought he had been talking to Brain in a cocktail dress when he met Anita Dobson is priceless!!! I bow in complete humility to your comedic genius!
Are you fuking crasy????!!!!!! This is the disgasting dirty shit!!! All of you must be perverted stupid guys to like this! Fuck all of you becase Freddie wouldnt like it at all!!!!!
Yes, yes, we're all fuking crasy! What else would we be? Er, might you define that for us? Freddie probably would've gotten quite a kick out of this, or at least the clever disclaimers.
Didn't get to finish the diaries, but the electrocution thing was too good!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, yes, we're all fuking crasy! What else would we be?
OOOOHHHH YEEEESSSSS!!!! I LOVE THIS MOOD!!!
:-)
Albyboy
I guess some people don’t appreciate Fatty’s work…
Excellent work, Fatty, as ever. :^)
Goodness gracious me, Janet...you gotta dirty mind! ;^)
Goodness gracious me, Janet...you gotta dirty mind! ;^)
I don't understand why some people just don't get the point - this is so funny and at the same time such a slap in the face of those who think they have to talk about c***s and b***s and Postmen... this is my first "fatty"-impression and I love it ! I immediately searched the archives and the "secret diaries" are so damn funny, I could read them 24/7 ! Fatty, write a book !!! Great Stuff !!!
Helloooooooooooooooo.How are you? Fancy E-mailing me? lv Loz