Top Ten Reasons Why John Deacon Does Not Play The Tour

1. "Misfire" is not on the set list
2. Brian still does not want to let him stand at the right side of the stage
3. The tour clashes with his filming commitments to "A Nightmare on Elm Street no 26"
4. He only comes when Freddie comes
5. He reads the QueenZone notice board and is afraid of "these freaks"
6. Paul Rodgers is older than him and has more hair!
7. He reads the QOL forums....
8. He is sick and tired of Roger spitting on his Fender Precision
9. His family does not fit into the Brixton Academy
10. He does not know what to wear

LOL!!!!

Maybe people will finally stop asking why he isn't on tour :)

:-)

He doesn't want to learn and rehearse bass chords for Paul Rodgers' songs - he thinks he's too old for it.

Very Good YV :-)

LOL!

lol!

Welcome to the QZ comedians club, Barbara!

That's it!

poor man

May i ask why doesnt john play no more ?




LOL

LOL Barb. Not to mention you have him - what was it again - living underneath your bed? ;^)

hahahah xD nice one YV

<font color=purple>Miss James wrote:

LOL Barb. Not to mention you have him - what was it again - living underneath your bed? ;^)

He lives under Barb's bed, in my fish tank, in about sixty peoples' basements, and I'm sure some nefarious place in fatty's home.

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May I donate to that fund;)

Love the Top Ten reasons!!!

Here I thought it was because John just couldn't be on stage with anyone with a new nick name such as Roger "Tubby" Taylor..

OK.. I know this joke is gonna get old to those that saw me say it on mirc.. but, I LOVED IT.

you forgot to mention that Deaky wanted to grow out the old fro again but Brian and Roger wouldn't allow that... not to mention it would be cruel now what with his lack of hair and all.

Yes...
It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...