Top Ten Reasons Why John Deacon Does Not Play The Tour

He's REALLY worried they'll make him wear a horse.

apparently he's found the bass now - it was impounded when he lost his licence for speeding

foxxy_moron wrote:

geeksandgeeks wrote:

foxxy_moron wrote:

CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
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May I donate to that fund;)

Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :)

OH so its money you want...
Well thats a shame. I was going to get roger taylor laid for you:):):P:P:P:P

I knew that. But then there wouldn't be a fund anymore, and I couldn't fund CCFTSHI. Also, I don't know where he is.

MyHammerIsFalling wrote:

seriously...can't anyone answer the question about what happened in Budapest? Sorry some are so "lame" as to not know...

ohhh true i am lame lol.
but i probably know... and just dont recall it being as the budapest thing.
or it has skipped my mind..
well can someone refresh my memory.

Honestly though....

John has a life beyond Queen now (shocking to some i know!! How can ANYONE live without Queen you say...) and he is fully enjoying it at his leisure.

Let him live it....."Let Him Live"!

If you've got the Live at Budapest video you can see John's "Budapest incident", Freddie bought Antiques, Roger went go-karting, Brian went up in a hot air balloon and John..........

So ... John went for a beer and chatted with several people on the banks of the river danube.

What about it????

As far as I recall he only speaks to one person.... but don't get your knickers in a twist Peter. I have a feeling that the list was meant to be humorous

LOL:)

HAHAHA.

He's dedicated to writing Nightmare on Elm Street no 26. wtf? ::shrugs::

john richard deacon needs to answer HIS public he needs to give us an answer ............why i hear you all cry? well jd got into the music scene and lived (and toured like a trooper) for all those years the fame came with it, the fame all the fans gave him. now my point being, at least we deserve a reaction from him too to this tour in some way, doesnt he owe us an explanation? then (me for one) will be soooo much happier and never bother the little man again. The fact that he hasnt even given anyone a reaction is totally unresponsible. i feel so much better and anyone who wants to attack this post fuck off! its constructive and how i feeel

Point taken Newcastle86...but keep in mind that John IS "retired" so he does;nt have to do anything for us at all.

I personally myself don't feel that he "owes" me, as a fan, ANYTHING. He gave up most of his life to entertain us and it's time he had some time to enjoy what life he has left to him in peace. Let him be...

I'm like you in a way in that i of course would enjoy hearing from him...but i know he is well aware of what is going on and of course has some comment on it.

Wether or not we will hear it anytime soon is another matter....

true true

foxxy_moron wrote:

It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...

Ah yes. LOL. ;-)

Kaletzibar wrote:

foxxy_moron wrote:

It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...

Ah yes. LOL. ;-)

I wonder how that could be done anyways....