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Nice one, YV. And I always thought you were a stiff-upper-lip kinda lady... ;-)
LOL - a badly needed doese of good humor
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
foxxy_moron wrote:
CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
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May I donate to that fund;)


Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :)
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
geeksandgeeks wrote:
foxxy_moron wrote:
CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
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May I donate to that fund;)


Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :)


OH so its money you want...
Well thats a shame. I was going to get roger taylor laid for you:):):P:P:P:P
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REASONS 11 - 20

11. He still hasn't got over them calling him "Deacon John" on Queen 1

12. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again

13. being referred to as "the most unpopuless member of Queen, which I think is a shame 'cos he's got 6 children"

14. Brian insisted on forcing an unwanted solo on Backchat

15. Being deliberately excluded from the original version of WWRY (Brian later felt bad and relented by giving him a funky solo in the fast version)

16. Being branded a "dodgy old man" after the Budapest incident

17. He's still looking for a heavier bass

18. He's a restless kind of guy, but there's no turning back

19. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again

20. Spike insisting on singing into his microphone at Wembley '86. He will never be forgiven
what was the budapest thing????
i dont think he's dodgy.
He's pretty darn handsome and sexy to me.
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I say that WAY too much
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EVERYBODY knows about the Budapest incident. Especially Miss Smelly Socks.
how come i dont..........
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John is playing beachwollwy with the guys?
God created man from dust, man replied with sin and lust..
i am confused now.
what did he do that made people think hes dodgy or whatever.
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21. He is still hanging around in the stripbar with some nude chicks
22. He has stiff fingers and forgot to handle the bass guitar
23. His children wanted to go to disneyland every day.
24.He can't beat the pressure and bites the dust if he can.
24. His wife wants him to stay at home and do the dishes and cleaning.
25. He has no time to go to the gym to be fit enough for the gig.
26. He is affraid of Jim Hutton, he is single again, or the "old fiends" of freddie. The Munnich '84 period (living on my own video)
27. His Volvo car has finally broke down, so he can't make it in time.
28. He don't like wearing the tighty trousers again, or a leotard from Freddie. (Rock in Rio)
29.He is scared of the idea Fans won't reconise him. Being bold and old
30. He is happy with his boring life and wants to be 20 pounds heavier so John Entwissle admires him.
You made us laugh, you made us cry, you made us feel like we could fly!
'30. He is happy with his boring life and wants to be 20 pounds heavier so John Entwissle admires him.'

He'd have a job, seeing as John Entwhistle's been dead for 2 1/2 years.
To cast aside the fury of the battle. To turn my weary eyes for home.
mr bad gut: 12=19
2+2=5
seriously...can't anyone answer the question about what happened in Budapest? Sorry some are so "lame" as to not know...
actually...he'd really quite like to join the tour...but he put his bass guitar down somewhere in late 1997 and for the life of him he can't fucking remember where he left it
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