You idiots look at this
I think you should come back and apologize.
He's afraid to admit he was out of line.
He's afraid to admit he was out of line.
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He's afraid to admit he was out of line.
jajajajajajjajaja, suddenly, caviar stopped writing
i think he`s thinking now "i`m a fuking stupid, i want to fall asleep and wake up in 30 years"
idiot
i think he`s thinking now "i`m a fuking stupid, i want to fall asleep and wake up in 30 years"
idiot
Elvis did write CLTCL while working in the Kalamazoo Burger King. Then called Fred in Westphalia province.
Geesh! Git yer fickin fax write fer wunce!
Geesh! Git yer fickin fax write fer wunce!
Elvis did write CLTCL while working in the Kalamazoo Burger King. Then called Fred in Westphalia province.
Geesh! Git yer fickin fax write fer wunce!
Yeah and he's with Darius Rucker ex former Hootie and The Blowfish...who is actually in the new Burger King commercial wearing a cowboy outfit...and I'm NOT kidding unfortuneatly. I always HATED that band...but talk about falling to the bottom of the barrel...
C'mon people!
We all know that Elvis wrote 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'. There's a lot of hoaxes going around, but there's only one truth my friends...
Elvis was a big fan of Queen, so he invited Freddie to his Graceland mansion to hang around on a sunny summer day of 1977. Freddie and Elvis were chit chatting for a while, snorting some coke, eating buffalo wings, and swallowing pills. Then all of sudden Freddie tells Elvis:
- "Hey, we should write a rockabilly song together!",
To what Elvis replies:
- "I don't write songs my dear teddy bear, RCA hires a bunch of underpaid black musicians to write them for me, and all I do is sing them".
Freddie quite dissapointed responds:
- "But you are the King of Rock n' Roll, shouldn't you know how to write a bloody song?"
Then Elvis says:
- "Goddamnit, that was exactly the same thing The Beatles told me back in 1965 when they came to visit me. I'm sorry Fred, but I don't want to hear this anymore!"
Freddie looked quite concerned, and he certainly didn't want to upset Elvis. In a very apologetic kind of way Freddie said:
- "Perhaps you should just try writing a song. I mean, who knows it might be your first one."
Elvis thought about it for a while, and said:
- "OK, I'll give it a try. Bring a guitar and let's jam for a while". - responded Elvis
Freddie then blushed and he said:
- "I'm ashamed to tell you that I can't really play the guitar, dear"
So Elvis put his hand on Freddie's shoulder and said:
- "Neither can I darling, so what the fuck let's try".
So then Freddie and Elvis spent a couple of hours throwing ideas around, hitting guitar chords but neither one had any idea where they were getting to. Time went by, and both musicians started to get frustrated with themselves.
- "I'll be right back, I feel like the combination of chicken wings and pills starting to kick into me. I'm going to take a crazy little shit" - said Elvis.
Meanwhile Freddie started wondering around, when all of sudden he hears Elvis screaming:
- "Freddie, I got it!"
Then Freddie said:
- "Oh darling, don't be disgusting."
- "No, no, Fred! I think I finally got an idea for a song." - Elvis said.
- "That's great" - said Freddie "All you need now is a pen and a piece of paper"
Then Elvis said:
- "I got some toilet paper here. Do you have a pen you can toss me under the door?".
- "Sure thing, darling" - said Freddie.
Meanwhile, Freddie decides to leave Elvis alone for a while so can fully concentrate on writing his first song. Hours start going by and Freddie starts getting impatient. He starts yelling at Elvis and asking him why is it taking him so long. Then Freddie realizes that Elvis is not responding to him, so he then opens the bathroom door to find Elvis with his pants down lying dead on the floor. Freddie starts freaking out and not knowing what to do. All of sudden he sees that there's a complete song written on a piece of toilet paper, and then he tells himself:
- "Bloody hell, this could be our first #1 hit single in the U.S."
Freddie then decides to grab the song written on that toilet piece of paper before leaving Graceland. All of sudden he starts feeling like something is not quite right. He decides to go back to the bathroom and flush down the last pieces of turd left by Elvis before collapsing dead.
Then Freddie proceded to tell the limo driver to take him to the nearest airport that could take him back to England.
We all know that Elvis wrote 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'. There's a lot of hoaxes going around, but there's only one truth my friends...
Elvis was a big fan of Queen, so he invited Freddie to his Graceland mansion to hang around on a sunny summer day of 1977. Freddie and Elvis were chit chatting for a while, snorting some coke, eating buffalo wings, and swallowing pills. Then all of sudden Freddie tells Elvis:
- "Hey, we should write a rockabilly song together!",
To what Elvis replies:
- "I don't write songs my dear teddy bear, RCA hires a bunch of underpaid black musicians to write them for me, and all I do is sing them".
Freddie quite dissapointed responds:
- "But you are the King of Rock n' Roll, shouldn't you know how to write a bloody song?"
Then Elvis says:
- "Goddamnit, that was exactly the same thing The Beatles told me back in 1965 when they came to visit me. I'm sorry Fred, but I don't want to hear this anymore!"
Freddie looked quite concerned, and he certainly didn't want to upset Elvis. In a very apologetic kind of way Freddie said:
- "Perhaps you should just try writing a song. I mean, who knows it might be your first one."
Elvis thought about it for a while, and said:
- "OK, I'll give it a try. Bring a guitar and let's jam for a while". - responded Elvis
Freddie then blushed and he said:
- "I'm ashamed to tell you that I can't really play the guitar, dear"
So Elvis put his hand on Freddie's shoulder and said:
- "Neither can I darling, so what the fuck let's try".
So then Freddie and Elvis spent a couple of hours throwing ideas around, hitting guitar chords but neither one had any idea where they were getting to. Time went by, and both musicians started to get frustrated with themselves.
- "I'll be right back, I feel like the combination of chicken wings and pills starting to kick into me. I'm going to take a crazy little shit" - said Elvis.
Meanwhile Freddie started wondering around, when all of sudden he hears Elvis screaming:
- "Freddie, I got it!"
Then Freddie said:
- "Oh darling, don't be disgusting."
- "No, no, Fred! I think I finally got an idea for a song." - Elvis said.
- "That's great" - said Freddie "All you need now is a pen and a piece of paper"
Then Elvis said:
- "I got some toilet paper here. Do you have a pen you can toss me under the door?".
- "Sure thing, darling" - said Freddie.
Meanwhile, Freddie decides to leave Elvis alone for a while so can fully concentrate on writing his first song. Hours start going by and Freddie starts getting impatient. He starts yelling at Elvis and asking him why is it taking him so long. Then Freddie realizes that Elvis is not responding to him, so he then opens the bathroom door to find Elvis with his pants down lying dead on the floor. Freddie starts freaking out and not knowing what to do. All of sudden he sees that there's a complete song written on a piece of toilet paper, and then he tells himself:
- "Bloody hell, this could be our first #1 hit single in the U.S."
Freddie then decides to grab the song written on that toilet piece of paper before leaving Graceland. All of sudden he starts feeling like something is not quite right. He decides to go back to the bathroom and flush down the last pieces of turd left by Elvis before collapsing dead.
Then Freddie proceded to tell the limo driver to take him to the nearest airport that could take him back to England.
lol!!
You forgot the part where "tossed salads" were had by all!
Rip Van Winkle: "Wake me up for the box sets"
That wouldn't be the Jimmy Ellis box set - would it?
Please don't scare me like that. I much prefer your Deluxe aNatO rumor.
Everybody makes mistakes, but this is a little stupid. But it's ok. Forgive that crazy little boy or girl.
I download 2 or 3 years before a file called "Elvis - crazy little thing called love". The singer is elvis imitation, es fake. I,m found this file in my cd´s (sorry for my english)
En español:
Hace 2 o 3 años encontre un archivo que se llamaba "Elvis - crazy little thing called love".Me sorprendi porque la cancion la compuso Freddie despues de que muriera Elvis. Me la baje y pude escuchar que era una imitacion de elvis, me rei bastante.Estoy buscando el archivo entre los cd que tengo, cuando la encuentre la compartire de alguna forma.
(Si no se entiende bien la parte en ingles que alguien que sepa español traduzca la parte de español, muchas gracias)
En español:
Hace 2 o 3 años encontre un archivo que se llamaba "Elvis - crazy little thing called love".Me sorprendi porque la cancion la compuso Freddie despues de que muriera Elvis. Me la baje y pude escuchar que era una imitacion de elvis, me rei bastante.Estoy buscando el archivo entre los cd que tengo, cuando la encuentre la compartire de alguna forma.
(Si no se entiende bien la parte en ingles que alguien que sepa español traduzca la parte de español, muchas gracias)
No MP3's, anyone??
C'mon!
C'mon!
http://www.elmejortracker.com:81/details.php?id=18214&hit=1
You need a bittorrent client
"The page cannot be displayed"
You idiots look at this:
http://www.worldwideelvis.com/DOUGCHURCH_.SHTML
DISC ONE: La Vida Loca; Tears in Heaven; Smooth; Jump Jive and Wail; Graceland; England's Rose (Memorial to Princess Diana); How Do I Live; Can't Get Enough of Your Love;I Swear; Friends in Low Places; All My Ex's Live in Texas; Achy Breaky Heart
DISC TWO: Crazy Little Thing Called Love; Have I Told You Lately; Pink Cadillac; Statue of a Fool; You Light Up My Life; Freeway Free For All; Wind Beneath My Wings; Hush; Candle in the Wind; I Can Help; Mony Mony; Yesterday;Heart of Rock and Roll
I HAVE THE MP3 WITH ME, IT IS THIS SONG! QUEEN'S SONG!!!
Do you realise that hardly any of these are actually elvis songs, for example why the feck would elvis sing a song in tribute to diana who was only 16 years old when elvis died !
Billy Gay Cyrus
HA HA, Classic