What popular bands do you think suck??

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

Arlene,

Here is a current photo of your boy, Jani, along with the rest of his Celebrity Fit Club gang...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/elvis4192/fitclub.jpg

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell happened? Geez, Jani was still with the band about 1995 when I saw them on Vh1 in a great salute to the music of the 1980's and if anything, he was always VERY thin, almost string beeny, but he was still a sex machine.

What's he been up to these last few years? Sitting in bed washing down twinkies with beer?

My GOD...the Insanity!!!! He's also fairly young I believe like in his early to mid 30's.

...He's going bald too!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ on a bike. Get that man a personal trainer, Oprah, Dr. Phil, the crew of Extreme Makeover, hair plugs, NOW!

Call The ugly let myself rot to shit police!

EMERGENCY!!!!! RRRRRrrrrrrrr (sound of ugly let myself rot to shit police ambulance alarm!)

P.S. I take back everything bad I ever said about Roger looking bad at 56!. Roger looks like an ADONIS at 56 next to Jani whose what like 36?

I think Queenzone sucks...

He is 41....

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

He is 41....

Even for 41 shit..Roger and Brian could damn near be Jani's DAD and they look better than him.

What the hell did he do to himself?

Oh...and I'd also like to add to my list that I cannot stand Alanis Morrisette. Most overhyped, overplayed screecher of angst I ever heard.

i thought of a funny story "fat lead singers of the 80s".sometime, i think it was 2002, i was backstage with some friends of mine (skid row) and vince neil was onstage(solo) and we were making comments about his jani lane type weight..vince really ballooned reciently, and when he came off stage, someone from either the band skid row or one of the 15 or so fans made a comment about vince as he walked by...they said, you have kids meals, happy meals, and when you supersize them, you get a vince meal.....
he went off and everone had to exit the backstage...it was a riot that summer night in indianopolis

Gecko wrote:

i thought of a funny story "fat lead singers of the 80s".sometime, i think it was 2002, i was backstage with some friends of mine (skid row) and vince neil was onstage(solo) and we were making comments about his jani lane type weight..vince really ballooned reciently, and when he came off stage, someone from either the band skid row or one of the 15 or so fans made a comment about vince as he walked by...they said, you have kids meals, happy meals, and when you supersize them, you get a vince meal.....
he went off and everone had to exit the backstage...it was a riot that summer night in indianopolis

LOL!

Same thing. Vince Neil used to be damn hot. Not as hot as Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee in the Crue, but hot nonetheless. Damn, I had the hots for him.

Then I saw Vince on was it ''The Sureeal Life''? He's also fairly young, like early 40's. But had become a fat Elvis.

I don't get how say, Mick Jagger or Paul McCartney or David Bowie say...are in their 50's, excuse me...60's...tour, are rich, can eat anything they want and stay fit and trim.

These 80's rockers are in their 30's and 40's and are big fat ugly Elvises. Must be an 80's thing.

Though Nikki and Tommy in the Crue kept their weight down.

I still think Nikki Sixx is so fucking HOT, and actually a decent guy. He and his wife Donna have done Hollywood Squares alot when they have their charity celebrity couples weeks, and without all the Motley Crue makeup, he is fine and a real sweetie gentleman.

Arlene, i agree with that, nikki is a great guy, and very low keyed and level headed for someone as famous as he is.
i met him last year when he came to the odean in cleveland with his "new" band brides of distruction (with tracii guns), he was so cool, about 5-6 fans, myself and the band stood outside on the street for about 20 min. talking about this and that, getting signatures, ect.
he seems to not have changed at all in 20 years, and maybe they do have a good workout plan or something...maybe its the non usage of drugs and drink now days

Gecko wrote:

Arlene, i agree with that, nikki is a great guy, and very low keyed and level headed for someone as famous as he is.
i met him last year when he came to the odean in cleveland with his "new" band brides of distruction (with tracii guns), he was so cool, about 5-6 fans, myself and the band stood outside on the street for about 20 min. talking about this and that, getting signatures, ect.
he seems to not have changed at all in 20 years, and maybe they do have a good workout plan or something...maybe its the non usage of drugs and drink now days

I heard some of the Brides Of Destruction stuff, not bad.

...Nikki is pretty much clean & sober now and does alot of charity work.

Also, he and Tommy appeared with John Walsh on ''America's Most Wanted'', the USA TV show that helps find criminal fugitives, for a show about a Glen Burnie, Maryland woman who turned up missing when she was supposed to see motley Crue on tour here in Washington DC a few months ago.

Tommy and Nikki were standing with TV host John Walsh, but Nikki did 90% of the talking about how Motley Crue had put up a reward to find her and for the public to phone in tips to find her.

I've read alot of the Crue's book 'The Dirt'' and their HUGE NEW Cover Story/Interview in Classic Rock Magazine, and I must say, considering all the drugs Nikki did, and the drug overdoses Nikki had (he almost died a few times), he is VERY lukcy to be alive and I think he really appreciated his music and the band now.

He is very down to earth, articulate, intelliget, humorous, the definite creative leader of the band, and like a said, a real sweetheart.

If that man were single, I'd go out with him in a heartbeat.

Oh, someone reminded me of a band that really really SUCKS!!

Smashmouth!! ...and and Counting Crows deserves to be mentioned as well.

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Oh, someone reminded me of a band that really really SUCKS!!

Smashmouth!! ...and and Counting Crows deserves to be mentioned as well.

Jingles...I said CC too. Glad we BOTH hate them!

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

Gee I could list all day.

The Killers, Counting Crows, The Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, Sixpence None The Richer, Drive By Truckers, The Kaiser Chiefs,

oldies stuff, Styx (GROAN), Rush, Kansas.[/QUOTE

So who would I like to add. Hmmmm I love this topic.

Bon Jovi! Josh Groban, Hootie And the Idiot Blowfish, Sarah (maudlin) McLaughlin,

2 overhyped critical darlings that really get on my damn nerves...are...

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Jane's Addiction.

I LOVED when Weird Al Yankovic did a parody of The Peppers some time ago. Wicked! Used The Flintstones to parody the Peppers.

How could I forget Hootie and the Blowfish, I hate that band with a passion.

Sad to see that Darius Rucker ended up making crappy jingles for Burger King commercials. Serves him well, in a sense.

i read the book "the dirt "also, it was entertaining...imagine if there were pictures in that book that deplicted the stories, it woyld make madonas "sex" look like the bible lol

i remember hearing nikki on the jim rome radio show....the clones really got into that one

get ready to RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! because I heard Hootie and The Blowfish are attempting a ''comeback'' and releasing a record like this week or so.

do you ever wonder...if hootie and the blowfish would ever make their comback.....and he had a whole new group of blowfish supporting him, would anyone ever notice that they wernt the same ones that was with him in the 80s.



thats kind of like a reunion of WHAM with george michaels and that other guy lol

More...Quiet Riot ''Cum On Feel The Noise'' Yeah!

My ALL Time SUCK artist......the one, the only, bulletridden, Godfather to 50 Cent himself and Mr. Thug Life....

drum roll... Tupac Shakur (and to think, he's from my home town, Baltimore...THAT's our contribution to modern popular music.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH The insanity! Oh and Dru Hill and their lead singer, Sisco, who had a solo career with ''The Thong Song''.

Gee, I'm So proud of my cities' contributions to music.

NOT!