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Does anybody know where John Deacon is now?
And why he isn't a part of Queens new tour?
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He is at Miami Beach. He was going to join the new tour but because he had chronic diarrhea he missed the rehearsal and Brixton. Almost Hyde Park but he took the longest shit in history. Took three days and he lost 40 pounds. It will be in Guiness Book of World Records next year.
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Unfortunatly he died 7 months ago in a bizzare gardening accident
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'." (Genesis 1:1)
Didnt his nose get ripped apart by a lawn mower after trying to smell some shit he went over and then he fell back causing him to land on his shears but tryed to get help with a flare. But instead he light himself on fire.
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is he really dead?
No. He's just a recluse.
merr
kids will never grown up. All are trolls
They still have not found him after rooftop party after wembley '86
john pistlli
Heres a serious answer..

John retired from Queen and the public a few years ago. Hes not on the tour because he doesnt want anything to do with Queen anymore. He would of been doing a good deed if he was to join..though he would probably spend his money on whores again :)
Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?
I bet you stupid shits will feel bad if he ends up dying sometime soon...especially of diarrhea while mowing his lawn.
I've read a couple of your posts. It seems you like to fuck with people who have honest and sincere questions they want answered. So why don't you take your head and plunge it in the nearest shitter and see how many turds you can eat you fuckin fool........Peace
Dislocate your spine if you don't sign.....He say's I'll have you seeing double
John is alive and well
H is enjoying his retirement years
He said he will never play again because it not the same without freddie which i can understand that
that the end of it simple answer to your question :)
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
A question asked as frequently as this is going to get bizarre answers.

I see it as Karma - fail to use the search facility, get flamed for asking a boring and frequently asked question.
It's probably one of those things you must to do to become a Queen fan - ask where's John Deacon now, where's a teen boy from The Miracle video, who wrote Innuendo and why we can't share officially available stuff here...
QUEENROCKS_1991 wrote:
He said he will never play again because it not the same without freddie


amen
She was my lover It was a shame that she died But the constitution´s right on my side Cos I cought my lover in my neighbours bed I got retribution, filled´em full of lead

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