I quite liked the thread on here a year or two ago..... entitled "JOHN DEACON IS A USELESS SHIT".
Funny stuff.
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Imagine he did die though seriously, would it be like on the news or would we just never know. presumably Brian may give it a passing mention on the Soapbox somewhere between talking about Astro Physics and We Will Rock You perhaps...
Actually, this is gonna be his entry that day:
30th February 2011
WWRY CAMEROON
Hi Folks!
Those idiots from the media are always making things up without checking sources, sometimes I think I should send another bomb like the one I dropped to that grumpy bastard Sebastian on 30th July 2007.
As you all know, Paul criticised WWRY so we kicked him out and now we'll go on tour with Johnny Rotten, who was Freddie's (and Paul's!) favourite singer. Some months ago Rog was made redundant as well because he thought that Herbig-Haro objects were "those funny lights on E.T.'s belly". So the tour is gonna be Ringo, Mr Rotten and yours truly and will be labelled "Queen + The Beatles + Sex Pistols".
Tomorrow I'll fly to Douala to open the musical in yet another place - it's been TEN YEARS ! TEN FRIGGIN' GLORIOUS YEARS !! TEN HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS YEARS !!! TEN MULTI-ORGASMIC YEARS !!!!!!!!!!
So. Thanks for listening. Don't forget that my autobiography 'I Will I Will Rant You' will be out next Sunday.
Cheers
Bri
PS: I heard good ol' Deacy popped his clogs. Will be missed.
he's seducing yar mum with his bass.
John sadly choked on vomit, after a hard night's relaxing in his rocking chair.
Someone else's vomit.
Someone else's vomit.
Without a doubt the dumbest answer's I've ever read....Some of you all are trying so hard too to be funny and its just utter stupidity....This thread is like from 2005 which tells me this site must be getting real stale when something like this get's unearthed yet again....
I quite liked the thread on here a year or two ago..... entitled "JOHN DEACON IS A USELESS SHIT".no its not funny, its disgusting , the same as you stink
Funny stuff.
Without a doubt the dumbest answer's I've ever read....Some of you all are trying so hard too to be funny and its just utter stupidity....This thread is like from 2005 which tells me this site must be getting real stale when something like this get's unearthed yet again....
Er...you are aware that the 'choking on someone else's vomit' bit originated in the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap,' right? And you are further aware that said flick is one of the most hilarious films ever crafted by mankind?
Just idly curious.
Without a doubt the dumbest answer's I've ever read....Some of you all are trying so hard too to be funny and its just utter stupidity....This thread is like from 2005 which tells me this site must be getting real stale when something like this get's unearthed yet again....
Er...you are aware that the 'choking on someone else's vomit' bit originated in the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap,' right? And you are further aware that said flick is one of the most hilarious films ever crafted by mankind?
Just idly curious.
Dude, I think you quoted the wrong guy?
He sure did.....LoL
Without a doubt the dumbest answer's I've ever read....Some of you all are trying so hard too to be funny and its just utter stupidity....This thread is like from 2005 which tells me this site must be getting real stale when something like this get's unearthed yet again....
Er...you are aware that the 'choking on someone else's vomit' bit originated in the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap,' right? And you are further aware that said flick is one of the most hilarious films ever crafted by mankind?
Just idly curious.
Dude, I think you quoted the wrong guy?
No, maybe he didn't.
Maybe he quoted your mom.
John sadly choked on vomit, after a hard night's relaxing in his rocking chair.
Someone else's vomit.
RIP John "Stumpy" Deacon
Without a doubt the dumbest answer's I've ever read....Some of you all are trying so hard too to be funny and its just utter stupidity....This thread is like from 2005 which tells me this site must be getting real stale when something like this get's unearthed yet again....
Er...you are aware that the 'choking on someone else's vomit' bit originated in the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap,' right? And you are further aware that said flick is one of the most hilarious films ever crafted by mankind?
Just idly curious.
Dude, I think you quoted the wrong guy?
No, maybe he didn't.
Maybe he quoted your mom.
Or maybe some fag like you
That's the right of it. She certainly is the talkative sort!
I'm certain she does more than just talk.
Once a month, typically right around the 1st, a friendly-looking guy who's starting to bald some and showing more than a few gray hairs comes strolling out of a house in England. He walks down to the mailbox at the end of his driveway, opens it up, and pulls out several envelopes from Electra, EMI, and other record companies. He then opens them, removes a thin sheet of paper from each, and shouts, "WOOHOO! ROYALTIES!" He then walks calmly back into his house, not to be seen again until next month.
Such is the life of the elusive John Deacon.
Such is the life of the elusive John Deacon.