kagezan1313 wrote:
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Other than Gene Simmons, most bassists are little weinees. They are usually playing bass because real guitar is too challenging for them, so they take up residence in the background, making background noise. Being a rock frontman myself, I must say from my experience that for all they contribute, they are also awefully picky, opinionated, and usually just a pain in the ass to live with.
Weeeeeeeeeeell, lookee here, y'all. Here's someone who's just looking to be flamed! And y'know what? I think I'm the man to do it! It's 1.00am, I've had a lot to drink, and frankly, this sort of post quite upsets my appreciation of that most excellent of post-drinkie fixes, the kebab.
So firstly, may I apologise - those who know my posts know I'm respectful of all opinions. Secondly, I'm about to use the foulest of language. Blame the drink.
Your post obviously emanates from the orifice of one who does not know or appreciate the work of John Entwistle or Jack Bruce, or the aforementioned James Jamerson, Jaco Pastorius, Phil Lynott, Stefan Lessard, John Paul Jones, Les Claypool or even our own dear Deaky.
We play bass because we like the rumble, the vibe through the floor...we like being that musical bit between the guitar and the drums.
We like playing bass, because when we do it well, when we show a little flash, when we play a little fill, people notice and comment. They don't get bored the way they do with widdly-widdly-speed-freak guitarists.
And the reason that we are picky, opinionated pains in the ass? We have to live with ego-heavy, small-penised, talentless (and I use the word advisedly) "frontmen"
By the way, "being a frontman" yourself, perhaps you could enlighten this forum as to sharing your canon of well-known work? Deaky only managed a couple of number ones. Did you do better...?
Also, "being a rock frontman" you must have access to some nice studio equipment. The next time you're in the studio, please take a few minutes to take the following songs with you, and remove the bass track. Listen to these songs without the bass and then tell me how they sound. "Being a rock frontman", then, "pretty shit" should be your answer. The Chain by Fleetwood Mac. The Millionaire's Waltz (that's by Queen, by the way). 5.15 or Dreaming from the Waist Down by The Who, especially any live versions. Wild is the Wind by David Bowie. I could go on, but your record collection probably doesn't stretch that far.
By the way, you talked about John Deacon's "closed mouth smile", his "turtle head mannerisms" and lots of other great observations. Do you feel Brian's hair is stupid? Perhaps you don't like Freddie's teeth? Maybe you feel Roger's attempts at remaining young with liberal use of the hairdye are cringeworthy? Or is it because you are the physical embodiment of physical and musical perfection, that you are able to make these in-depth comments?
Apologies for my spelling, erratic grammar etc. I don't usually lower myself to ping-pong arguments in here. However, due to the drink, I will make an exception on this occasion, only because I've been riled and disturbed from my kebab by an arrogant little cunt like you.
I thank you, and goodnight.