How old were you when you realized there was no Santa?

For those who just found out NOW, I hate to break you the news.

I found out when I was like 7 or 8. My cousin told me that parents buy the presents, which pretty much made sense to me because:

- A fat guy can't deliver millions of presents in one night.
- How can Santa fit through a chimney with that gut.
- How about houses with no chimney?
- How come rich spoiled brats got much better presents than poor kids with excellent grades and good behavior?

I'm confused... What do you mean there is no Santa?

What? No Santa?


*sobs uncontrollably for about an hour*

If there is no Santa then how do you explain this guy?

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/eg2/20031127/santa.jpg

I wrote a letter and opened the window and I received nothing. maybe 7 or 8

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]PieterMC wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If there is no Santa then how do you explain this guy?

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/eg2/20031127/santa.jpg
[/QUOTE]

That Billy Bob is one baaaaaaad --

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I was talkin' 'bout Santa Claus.

When I've asked him to present me toys, he came with the books - I realized then: there's no Santa. Or he doesn't speak Russian.

What ???!!!! There's no santa ??? How could you say something like that ???!!! :'( :'( :'( XD

Santa visits my house every year. He eats the cookies that I leave for him, and takes the sugarcubes for his reindeer. I have no idea what you are talking about.

;-)

I never believed in Santa. It always pissed off the other kids when I told them he was a myth.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dan Corson wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I never believed in Santa. It always pissed off the other kids when I told them he was a myth.[/QUOTE]

You can choose to believe what you want Dan but he is real.

erm like 9 years old my mama still tells me he comes anyways so yeah like around 9 years old...

what??? there's no such thing as Santa?

I can't remember exactly when I found out. But I used to write long letters to Santa asking for tons of presents. and when my Mom would tell me they were too many I'd go: "Come on, they're all for free!"

YOU ARE A LIAR.. there IS a Santa... I Know.. I saw him... I have a picture of him threatening Me..

http://www.megamike.net

See for yourselves..