How old were you when you realized there was no Santa?

LOL! That picture is cute Mike!

I knew it would be a hit.... LOL

My dad seriously Regrets ever doing that, he has become Immortal on the internet.. its my goal to have that pic spread and one day find it somwhere..

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Janet wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Santa visits my house every year. He eats the cookies that I leave for him, and takes the sugarcubes for his reindeer. I have no idea what you are talking about.

;-)[/QUOTE]

No.. sorry.. that was me.. I have a thing for Sugar cubes..

They are good, aren't they...

;-)

Pop one in your mouth, let it disolve, do not chew them.. they are much better that way.

I'm not sure how old I was...all I can remember is the manor in which I found out.


I was very little...you see...I was scared of the Tooth Fairy. One day, I had a little talk with my parents. They finally told me the Tooth Fairy wasn't real to ease up some tension. Then, I was like, "Then is the Easter Bunny real?" My dad smiled and said, "No." I was on a roll. So next I said, "Is Santa Real?" My mum was already mad at my dad for telling me about the Easter Bunny and gave him the evil glare, so my dad just smiled at me and laughed. Then I said, "AHA! I KNEW IT!"

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Now, my cousin found out that Santa wasn't real when he was probably only four or five. My uncle is the type that always has to be right and must always have attention and get all the credit. Well, he did not think it was fair that he and my aunt were spending their own money on presents and did not get any recognition at all because they were from "Santa." He finally couldn't take it anymore with his self-centeredness, and told my cousin that Santa wasn't real.

I think that's just so pathetic that it's funny.

When my son was around 6 we were out having supper one night near Christmas and he looked at me from across the table and said "Mom, alot of kids in my class say that there isn't any such thing as Santa Clause. Is that true?" I sort of gave my husband a sidelong glance, and I decided I didn't want to lie, since he'd asked me point-blank, and that I'd come clean with Chris. I looked at him and smiled, and said "Christopher, I'm your Santa Clause." He looked at me wide-eyed and said "How do you get to all of those houses in one night???"

When my nephew was young, about 8, I had an evil streak and told my brother we were going to solve the "Santa" issue once and for all, I would dress as Santa on Christmas Eve and bring their gifts, and my brother would "Shoot me" with his paint gun with Red paint, of course Killing Santa. we had a couple buddies in the police force that would have backed up the illusion and stuff... but my brother being the "GOOD BOY" couldn't do it, so he lied to my nephew for a while longer.. myself I thought it was a good idea, Kill Santa and then out of remorse continue to buy presents himself... it was sooo simple it would have worked.. HEHEHE

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mike Preston wrote: [/QUOTENAME]YOU ARE A LIAR.. there IS a Santa... I Know.. I saw him... I have a picture of him threatening Me..

http://www.megamike.net

See for yourselves.. [/QUOTE]

I dunno how many times I've seen that picture! It's so cute!

what was he saying to you again? :P [/QUOTE]

I believe it was somthing on the order of " stop crying or I will give you something to cry about" that was his favorite saying

my mom told me two months ago and i said "jeez, so when of i was five that lady putting the presents under the tree who looked a lot like you wasnt santa???"

Dang, like 10.

I stayed up all night to catch my mom doing it.

Then I yelled "BUSTED BITCH!"

Mr.Jingles is smokin' crack. I saw Santa at the mall today!

6ish.

about 5 or 6 I guess...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dang, like 10.

I stayed up all night to catch my mom doing it.

Then I yelled "BUSTED BITCH!"[/QUOTE]

You really speak to your mother that way? Especially at 10 years old? Hmmm...