The corrupted wish thread

This is a fun and simple game. One person makes a wish (such as: I wish my hair was curly) and another person corrupts the wish (such as: Your hair becomes instantly curly, but it is so big and bushy that your boyfriend is scared away and refuses to speak to you and you can't see where you are walking and you walk out into the middle of the street and die). Then the second person posts a wish of his own for the third person to corrupt. I'll start off.

I wish I could take a trip to Scotland with a friend of mine.

You get your lexus but the inside smells like vomit, there are no doors, the paint's chipped and theres a HUGE semen stain on the windshield. Enjoy!

I want to marry my girlfriend.....(oh boy)

On your wedding night she says "Not bad, but you're not as good as Bernard Manning was."

I wish for a single kiss from sweet Lisser. And a long ride afterwards, naturally.

Amended, because of that rotter Flashy:

Lisser gives you a kiss, the shock of which sends your heart into overdrive and it literally explodes in your chest cavity. You do get a long ride afterwards, but it's to the hospital.

I wish for a house in the Hamptons.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I wish for a house in the Hamptons.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately there is some confusion and your house is actually in Hampton, Middlesex, England.

I wish for a million dollars.

You get the million dollars and run to go brag to ur next door neighbour, when you get back your money has been burnt in an enormous fire that also destroyed your house and all your possessions.

I wish that Blink-182 would re-form.

They get very big but very saggy.

i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poppy2415 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]They get very big but very saggy.

i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels.[/QUOTE]

You get good grades in your A Levels but not good enough for to be accepted on your chosen University course.

I wish for Metallica to tour the U.K. again...

Oh but they do!

Then when you ask for an autograph, they say "Go away, FAG!"

I wish to drive a dodge durango

Your new durango's engine block cracks and blows up on you.


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I wish to get really sweet seats for the Watkins Glen Nascar race.

You go to the race, then a car crashes into you and you die, and no one turns up to your funeral (including your entire family) because you are SCUM and no one likes you :P

I wish I could sing

you can now sing-



i wish freddie was alive

POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER...

I wish I could have sex with Lita Ford

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mike Preston wrote: [/QUOTENAME]POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER...

I wish I could have sex with Lita Ford[/QUOTE]

You have a night of rampant sex with Lita Ford - but then spend the next six months attending a STD clinic.

I wish I could raid the Queen archives for an afternoon...

But they were empty.

I wish I had the time and money to go to all of the Queen + Paul Rodgers US Tour concerts.