The corrupted wish thread

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Your camera is fixed but your car is now broken

I wish I didnt have school today[/QUOTE]

Your parents said you can take the day off.
But while you're not in school, Queen and Paul Rodgers were invited by the principal to play a little concert in school.


I wish my car was fixed.

Your car is fixed but you run over your camera

I wish I had a handful of nuts

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Your car is fixed but you run over your camera

I wish I had a handful of nuts[/QUOTE]

You have a handful of nuts but your other hand falls off.

I wish my glass Of Irn-Bru was full rather than half-full.