The corrupted wish thread

You aren't enjoying this so you get bored and plan to kill me but you don't kill me in time to escape the cops and you are arrested for attempted murder.

I wish I could be hooked up to a machine and have everything (8th grade-12th grade) taught to me in one night.

You are taught everything but the computer becomes part of you like HAL.

I wish I had more Taco Bell.

Your wish is granted but you are allergic against Taco Bell.

I wish QOW would switch off that marquee.

He does but it turns into a neon flashing light marquee instead....

I wish YourValentine wasn't so mean!
(joke lol)

Your wish is granted (I won't ask if 38 is your IQ anymore) but instead everyone else on QZ will be mean to you.

I wish QOW had a normal non flashing, non-marquee not supersized or colourful username :)

Your wish is granted, however I get bored of not seeing my name on a marquee and I turn it back on.

I wish I could eat my Taco Bell without shitting myself

You can eat without shitting yourself, but you pee on yourself every 3 minutes.

I wish I had better ideas in naming my pets.

You name your pets after foods. You go hungry and eat them.

I wish I could eat my T-Bell uninterrupted

There is no interruption, but your T-Bell has vampire bugs in it, and they eat you alive.

I wish I had a horse.

You get a horse but its a chatlin pony dyed blue

I wish I could eat my Tacos without being killed, poisoned or constipated

You eat your Tacos but get constipated, poisoned and than killed by the poison.

Oh, wait, can't have that. I know, your best friend gets constipated.

I wish to end this thread now.

Youre wish is granted, however, QOW thinks that is a stupid idea and keeps replying

I wish I owned Taco Bell

You now own Taco Bell, but your lack of expertise in this field makes it fail.

I wish for someone to make me breakfast.

A random lady comes to your room with a tray full of breakfast, but its filled with tons of greace and you get a heart attack because of it.

I wish my camera wasn't broken.

Your camera is fixed but your car is now broken

I wish I didnt have school today