The corrupted wish thread

why? no one listens to it (well i dont). ok, it does: it's titled really long instrumental thing, that everyone (well, monte) skips.

i wish i had the video clip for Green Day's Jesus of Suburbia (the punk in it is really hot)

Well they make a film but instead of the green day guy, you get Paris-Imafuckwit-Hilton!

I wish the 1991 remix of You're My Best Friend was any different from the origional.

it is, but they remixed it too much, and you end up with something that sounds like that stupid crazy frog, with the tune of You're my best friend

i wish the Guns n roses songs weren't so long... i get bored so easil.... oh! a butterfly!

The guns and roses songs are now as short as Track 12 on Made In Heaven

I wish It wasn't snowing

at least i wouldnt get bored with it.

it's not snowing, instead it's boiling hot and you get burnt as soon as you go outside

i wish i had the whole towers of london album... i love their english accents

You get the towers of london album, only its been dubbed over by Kenau Reeves.

I wish that my cover band didnt blow!

your cover band doesnt blow... the record companies want you guys, just you know to make other bands look better

i wish soundgarden would reform and tour just for me! (Chris Cornell is HOT!!!)

Soundgarden reforms only being fronted by Paris-imafuckwit-Hilton.

I wish I had an independant nation.

god damn her! she should do the world a favour and die in an all consuming yaucht fire!!

you do have an idependant nation all to yourself, however it's over run by the Japs soon enough, and you have to run for your life and live in wang (which is a small shitty town in Australia... Wang is a phallic symbol)

i wish Paris Hilton would die (see above in this same post for more information on how)

Paris-Imafuckwit-Hilton is consumed by fire, a firing squad. Fortunatley for her, they were all blank.

I wish Austraila wasnt overseas...

Your wish is granted and Australia is in your back yard. But you get run over over by a whole bunch of kangaroos and you die.

I wish I didn't have to travel today...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You get more tea.
But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions.

I wish I had a time machine.[/QUOTE]

You get a time machine, but you get stuck in 15th century Scotland and end up marrying a man named Hamish.

I wish the new series of the O.C. was out in the UK....[/QUOTE]

oooh I let me let me! I love scottish men!

You don't have to go anywhere but you lie in your bed and fall asleep and you wake up dead in your sleep.

I wish I was going to see James again before the end of Christmas break.

You see james but he breaks up with you.

I wish for some taco bell.