The corrupted wish thread

Suddenly Armando finds out that he is Bi, but still more interested in men than women.

I wish my brother didn't miss the toilet

Actually Armando is somewhat bi, he's just more interested in men than women. He said he sometimes likes girls. I sometimes wonder if he doesn't like me. Maybe it's just wishful thinking. Anyway all I know is he's really freaking hot and really sweet and I want him!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean by your wish cause I'm not sure how to answer it.

Well, every time my brother uses the bathroom, he doesn't know how to aim.
So when ever I go in, its a mess.
YUCK!

Your brother doesn't miss the toilet, but he gets drunk and mistakes the toilet to your bed.

I wish I could thank my swush for the flowers with a passionate kiss.

Oh I see. So I did understand better than I thought. Your brother acquires good aim but starts aiming for you instead!

I wish Armando was here!

aw... sonia! *kisses*

The Fairy God Mother grants your wish, but as she is deaf, she understands lumbago, and you and up with a lower back pain.

I wish I'd have more tea.

You get more tea.
But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions.

I wish I had a time machine.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, every time my brother uses the bathroom, he doesn't know how to aim.
So when ever I go in, its a mess.
YUCK![/QUOTE]

Awe, I HATE that!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You get more tea.
But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions.

I wish I had a time machine.[/QUOTE]

You get a time machine, but you get stuck in 15th century Scotland and end up marrying a man named Hamish.

I wish the new series of the O.C. was out in the UK....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FINALLY, QOW HAS COME BACK FROM WEST ALLIS! QOW HAS BEEN AROUND THE MAT AND YET AGAIN, HE WALKS AWAY THE VICTOR!

The OC airs in the UK. But its not ORANGE County, its OLIVE County

I wish I didn't have church in 9 hours.

you dont, its in 2 hours, and it GOES for 9 hours (*shudder*)

i wish i brought more of my CDs up from Sydney

You do but they cost like 8 times more!

I wish I could fly on my magic-astro dogs...

you can, but your astro-dogs are actually one of those tiny little yappy dogs, like the one paris "i'm a fuckwit" hilton carries in her bag.

i wish i wasnt allergic to everything on my parents property! (im fine everywhere else in the world, except where my parents live!!)

OK fine, you're not allergic to your parents stuff but you are to everything not on your parents property.

I wish track 13 on Made In Heaven had a title...