The corrupted wish thread

You do have the time and money to go to all the US Queen concerts. However, they have all been canceled.

I wish I had violet eyes.

Your eyes become violet. However, everybody mistakes you for a demon and catholic priests pee on you crying "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

I wish I had an autographed record of The Game

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish I had an autographed record of The Game[/QUOTE]

You receive an autographed copy of The Game... Unfortunately, it's been autographed by Aaron Carter.


I wish I had a 60GB iPod.

Your boyfriend buys you an Ipod for christmas

Unfortunatley, you drop it. It shatters and your boyfriend breaks up with you claiming that was his heart.

I wish my girlfriend would stop listening to usher

Well you can't leave school ever again because it has turned into one big jail.

I wish i could play the guitar...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well you can't leave school ever again because it has turned into one big jail.

I wish i could play the guitar...[/QUOTE]

You took guitar lessons from Brian May, and are now the best guitar player in your...city. But all these lessons costed so mutch money, that you can't pay your rent, nor your food. You live on the street, without a guitar and with just your hand to ask for money.

Or you learn to play guitar, but one of your strings breaks, and the string sticks in your eyes, so you get blind.

I wish that I could be able to write songs as good as Freddie could.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dennis Daja wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I wish that I could be able to write songs as good as Freddie could.[/QUOTE]

You are now able to write songs like Freddie. Unfortunately they all sound like Body Language.


I wish that I could goto Disney World.

You do but Walt Disney is thawed out that day and you realise why he was iced in the first place. He is a zombie. He bites you and you become one of the living dead.

I wish I had a cool jacket like John Lennon did (you know, the fur one)

*poof* you poke his eyes out. but now your in jail.


I wish I had the asian kid next to me

But since you're in jail, disecting worms is your job and you only get paid 5 cents

I wish I could meet Kevin Max.
and I also wish for a HUGE nutcracker to dance with. :P

You geta cowbell- it's size of a Big Ben

I wish I could find a better job

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Fenderek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish I could find a better job[/QUOTE]

You get a better job, but you miss the Queen tour..;-)

I wish it would snow..

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Fenderek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish I could find a better job[/QUOTE]

You get a better job, but you miss the Queen tour..;-)

I wish it would snow..[/QUOTE]

It snows, but it snows so much that it sends South Carolina into a new Ice Age.

I wish I had a better lunch.

It snows, but your best friend is coming over to see you, then slips in the snow, falls over a cliff and dies.

I wish my nails were permanently black so I didn't have to keep on painting them.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenleaf wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I wish my nails were permanently black so I didn't have to keep on painting them.[/QUOTE]

Your nails are now black but this is due to Hematoma (http://www.hooked-on-nails.com/hematoma.jpg)

I wish I could tour the world...