The corrupted wish thread

You have a banning power but it goes into your head- as a a consequence you ban yourself...

I wish I could buy a nice house in the mountains...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Fenderek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You have a abanning power but it goes into your head- as a a consequence you ban yourself...

I wish I could buy a nice house in the mountains...[/QUOTE]

Wow, beaten to the punch... you even took my idea for ET!

You buy a house in the mountains, but it's literally on top of a mountain, and it falls off. Luckily, you weren't in it at the time, but it did cost you your life savings.

I wish I had a girlfriend (too easy, I know).

I now have banning power and I unban you, but now I'm your boyfriend.

Hmm... I wish I didn't have banning power anymore?

you don't have any banning power any more but you still can't see your girlfriend.

I wish Jonathan would get online. (Friend who is in final right now)

John goes online but is annoyed at your post and says "FUCK OFF YOU WHORE!"

I wish my dog would stop trying to take my chicken.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish my dog would stop trying to take my chicken.[/QUOTE]

Your dog stops going for your chicken and instead goes for your crotch.


I wish I had a pinball machine.

you get a pinball machine but you hit the ball too hard and it flies out hitting your husband in the nuts causing him castration, impotence, brain damge, and gas.

I wish i had a big bag of dirt to hit people with.

Youre blessed with your bag.....until a gang of leprechauns mistake it for their missing gold and dismember you

All I wish for is a friend *sigh*

you get up off ur ass and get a bag and go outside

i wish Hannukah wasnt so late this year

Hannakuh is 4 days early this year but, its only 4 days long.......

I wish for a kiss from Jamie Sherwood *sigh*

wellll theres only one person who could give u that isnt there?? u had a taste under the mistletoe and ur crawlinn back for moree???
hahah **SMOOOCHHHHHH**

i wish for a kiss back from Queen of Wrestling

Oh but of course! Just like a dog, Ive come crawling back. On my knees of course. Here you are love *kiss*

I wish I had a horse, so I could ride to NY and be Jamie's knight in shining armor

You got your horse, unfortunatly it's wild and hasn't been broken.

I wish I had a genuine Red Ryder 200 shot carbine action air rifle.

you get your horse, however it's one of those miniture horses (you know the ones im talking about)

i wish i never had to go to school again. Ever

Congrats! you never have to go to school again! Why? Because you dropped out!

I wish I would stop drinking all the milk