The corrupted wish thread

actually i do want to drop out of school... but whatever.

Congratulations, you stop drinking milk, however, your calcium levels go down, and your bones become extremely brittle and all break.

i wish i could live in LA

You now live in LA, and are visiting me at an Optometry college. On the way to my dorm however, you are gang-banged and shanked.

I wish I could sleep in Advanced Algebra

wait, thats a dream come true! (joking..im not that weird)

you can now fall asleep in Ad. Algebra, however you've been put under a curse, and prince charming has to wake you up with a simple kiss!

i wish i had good guitar...electric

You now have a good guitar, and those purple shoes are pretty cool too.

I wish my Queen II CD wasn't scratched. The burned copy is okay, but the real thing was nicer.

You get a good guitar, a damn good one....The origional Red Special! Unfortunatley, your fairy god mother stole it from Brian and now he wants to sue your ass.

I wish I could front for Queen (please dont butcher this terribly)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You get a good guitar, a damn good one....The origional Red Special! Unfortunatley, your fairy god mother stole it from Brian and now he wants to sue your ass.

I wish I could front for Queen (please dont butcher this terribly)[/QUOTE]

wish granted.... however, the position is cursed, so you are now gay and have contracted AIDS (and don't anybody say that's a horrible thing to say, because i;ll just say go fuck yourself)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]yamaha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You now have a good guitar, and those purple shoes are pretty cool too.

I wish my Queen II CD wasn't scratched. The burned copy is okay, but the real thing was nicer.[/QUOTE]

your CD is no longer scratched, however, all your other CDs have been ruined in a all consuming fire.

i wish for another dog (my last dog was gorged (sp ?) in the lung... it's true)

So that's Paul's problem!

You didn't leave a wish so heres another

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I wish I could sue my barber for being a sadistic bastard and removing peices of my head!

you do sue him, however you lose miserably and live the rest of your life on the streets dancing like a monkey for spare change.

i wish for my drivers' license

You get your liscence but you are fined for playing Return Of The Champions by Bryans Permed Pants.

I wish I had a car that didn't smell like throw up.

you don;t, however, your car no longer goes anywhere. pity.

i wish i was back in Sydney at some awesome party getting smashed! (by alcohol, not a person!)

Yes, QOW flies over to australia on his astro-doberman, Kelly and brings along his stepfather's beer keg. Problem is, his girlfriend and the girl in his Poblems forum follow him on his astro-husky, Katie and in your drunken stupor you threaten the three of us with a shattered bottle and demand tantric sex.

I wish I had astro dogs...

you do have astro dogs, however they turn on you, biting you and giving you astro rabis

i wish this gay kiss song (beth) wouldnt keep coming up on my ipod... or this gay dragons song (april sun in cuba)!

Well, they're deleted from your Ipod but are replaced by the greatest hits of

"THE DIXIE CHIX"

I wish coach wouldn't make me get haircuts

the dixie chicks! god no!

your coach doesnt make you cut your hair... so it just keeps growing and growing until it's as long as rapunzels (sp?) and your prince(ss) in shining armour saves you from the tower

i wish i had real beer to drink and not this crap non-alcoholic apple juice(sparkling though)