Camera up your arse

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

So, have you ever had a camera up your arse? Is it simply a case of ‘one up the bum, no harm done’, or is it far, far worse than I can possibly imagine?

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I've had a colonoscopy and a EGD. There's nothing to it. They give some Valium or Versed IV before the procedure and then they wake you up when its done. Besides, the diameter of the endoscope is very, very small. The only unpleasant part of the whole ordeal is the night before with the mag citrate or whatever laxative they prefer to use. Makes for a very restless night.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenleaf wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh dear I laughed so much! I shouldn't - it sounds painful! Flashy's just so entertaining![/QUOTE]

It's not a joke, though! [/QUOTE]

no no hun I know it isn't that's why I said I shouldn't. i only ment that Flashman is entertaining about the most dismal topics!

Sounds like it's time to take one for Queen and country Flashman! now which Queen is up to you!

Hope it goes well, I understand the first three or four times it can smart a little, after that it should slip right on in without any bother.

On a serious note, well worth getting it over with don't leave it too late otherwise believe me it can be a LOT worse!

All the best

LOL that post definately helped my afternoon at college

Best of luck with it all dear Flashy im sure it will be over as soon as u know it ;-)

All the best

Get well wishes from Lisser!!!!

:)

Hard luck Flashy.

Sounds like a right pain in the arse.

Nathan! I never see you on msn anymore! *kisses*

Many thanks for the countless e-mails, PMs and good wishes from all the thousands of Flash fans out there. Naturally, I have been far too busy to read any of them, but Hudson assures me they were all suitably moving, if a little light in the monetary donations department.

Appointment card arrived yesterday - I'm booked in for the end of April, so there's plenty of time yet for me to worry myself stupid. I have decided to turn up for the gig half-sluiced on brandy. That way I'll be too drunk to care much - but should still retain some ability to fight back if necessary.

They ain't rummaging around my chocolate starbox without a struggle! Christ, it's no way to earn a living, isn't that.

Arrh good that will give them plenty of time to warm up the probe that goes in first!

I was talking to old Beecham-Smythe at the Reform Club Flashy and he swears its like having a brick thrust up your arse. He also believes the doctors like to thrust a finger or five up there as a thrill. Couldn't sit down for a month due to the excruiating pain.

Anyway all the best old bean!

I had ear problems the first 14 years of my life and I had a camera inside my head several times.

It was neat to watch the TV and see what my ear was like but it hurt like hell when they gave me the skin graph to cover my eardrum.

Then, I had to wear a huge gauze thing on my head for a day and I wasnt allowed to do anything athletic for 45 days and it SUCKED!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]-Luke_Taylor- wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lol sick, eewww, i feel sorry for ya, but glad its not me, but im sure you could handle it i mean if a gay has a dick up his arse for fun lol, u might like it could be an experience for ya[/QUOTE] Yes but a dick is softer and pliable and doesnt go so deep, believe me, id know.

What's become of this place.....

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Many thanks for the countless e-mails, PMs and good wishes from all the thousands of Flash fans out there. Naturally, I have been far too busy to read any of them, but Hudson assures me they were all suitably moving, if a little light in the monetary donations department.

Appointment card arrived yesterday - I'm booked in for the end of April, so there's plenty of time yet for me to worry myself stupid. I have decided to turn up for the gig half-sluiced on brandy. That way I'll be too drunk to care much - but should still retain some ability to fight back if necessary.

They ain't rummaging around my chocolate starbox without a struggle! Christ, it's no way to earn a living, isn't that.[/QUOTE]

Gosh, April is a long way off. I am a big fan of homeopathic medicine, and I know there are a lot of homeopathic practitioners in the U.K. I have read numerous times that the Royal Family consults with homeopaths, and they certainly are a healthy lot! Do look into it - a well-prescribed remedy could hopefully work its cure and thus make the camera procedure unnecessary.

I still say he should have it done, it could be one of those life changing moments!