Jessie, this one's for you.
My friend in college was digitally altering photos of the class and he was defacing one guy's teeth. You know, giving him cavities and such.
So the guy comes up behind him and says in a really funny voice: 'Aw man, what are you doing? You make my teeth YELLOW!'
Oh that just had us all in stitches and from now on whenever he annoys any of us, we all respond with 'YOU MAKE MY TEETH YELLOW!'
Whenever I feel down I always remind myself of that, so to honour it more by making it my signature. It's also my signature on other forums on which I am a member.
Crazy but true.
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Damn! I really did think your teeth was yellow. :P
So like do you have anymore funny storys to tell us?!?! Come on THINK think THINK. :D
So like do you have anymore funny storys to tell us?!?! Come on THINK think THINK. :D
I have LOADS more to tell. I think I'll turn this thread into my official story corner.
I hope you don't mind if most of them are from college as that is where the REAL fireworks go off.
I hope you don't mind if most of them are from college as that is where the REAL fireworks go off.
I'm not the one with yellow teeth, Alex.
I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback.[/QUOTE]
Yeah we want MORE, we want MORE!
No moreeeeee no moreeeeeeeeeeee of that Jazz!
Yeah we want MORE, we want MORE!
No moreeeeee no moreeeeeeeeeeee of that Jazz!
Funny story :p
You are one cool guy, Nathan
You are one cool guy, Nathan
Chapter 2 - The Legend of Sharpshot
Continuing with the theme of 'Whoa, look how much you can mangle photos', we now come to this Western wannabe.
Again, it took place in college and again when the rest of the class (excluding me) was meant to be doing their work.
In this story, the main antagonist of the first story (his name is Jason) gets his comeuppance.
Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well...
So the next thing that happens is a series of 'Wanted' posters start appearing. If I remember rightly, I'm wanted for 'crimes against my own people' (?) and Jason, (pauses for a sudden fit of laughter)now dubbed 'Sharpshot' is 'wanted for being bald'.
This may not be as daft as the infamous yellow teeth incident, but it's still quite nutty.
Next up: The lesson when we all drew ourselves. We were trying to find out how tall we were (part of a lesson, this was) but unfortunately (really?) it didn't go QUITE like that.
Continuing with the theme of 'Whoa, look how much you can mangle photos', we now come to this Western wannabe.
Again, it took place in college and again when the rest of the class (excluding me) was meant to be doing their work.
In this story, the main antagonist of the first story (his name is Jason) gets his comeuppance.
Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well...
So the next thing that happens is a series of 'Wanted' posters start appearing. If I remember rightly, I'm wanted for 'crimes against my own people' (?) and Jason, (pauses for a sudden fit of laughter)now dubbed 'Sharpshot' is 'wanted for being bald'.
This may not be as daft as the infamous yellow teeth incident, but it's still quite nutty.
Next up: The lesson when we all drew ourselves. We were trying to find out how tall we were (part of a lesson, this was) but unfortunately (really?) it didn't go QUITE like that.
heehee! sounds funny!
oh nathan do you have MSN?????
oh nathan do you have MSN?????
No. Sorry.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
Liar! We'll find out in time! You can run but you can't hide!
Liar! We'll find out in time! You can run but you can't hide!
No, I really don't have MSN. Isn't that some kind of chatroom?
Well, sign up and go see for yourself. If you're gay, Freddie dressed in nothing but a leather hat, will be waiting for you.
If you're straight, you'll find Fred Astaire winking at you.
If you're straight, you'll find Fred Astaire winking at you.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
thats ok!
but the Freddies are waiting for ya if you decide to register.
thats ok!
but the Freddies are waiting for ya if you decide to register.
The who?