Why my teeth are yellow

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sir Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Chapter 2 - The Legend of Sharpshot

Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well...

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WE WANT MORE STORYS, WE WANT MORE STORYS, WE WANT MORE STORYS!!!

QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS, NÓS QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS, NÓS QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS!!!!

What on earth have you dug this one back up for?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman Cricket Fan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What on earth have you dug this one back up for?[/QUOTE]

BECAUSE I AND SO DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR STORYS!!!!!!!!!! OKAY? GREAT! NOW PLEASE START THEM MUWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWWHAHAHAHAHAH

Jajajajajajaja.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman Cricket Fan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What on earth have you dug this one back up for?[/QUOTE]

BECAUSE I AND SO DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR STORYS!!!!!!!!!! OKAY? GREAT! NOW PLEASE START THEM MUWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWWHAHAHAHAHAH

Jajajajajajaja.[/QUOTE]

Why?

Hands up who wants more stories?

*everyone raises hands*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]*everyone raises hands*[/QUOTE]

I appreciate the confidence you place in me Carol, but I have no idea what to write about. Any suggestions or reccomendations?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]*everyone raises hands*[/QUOTE]

I appreciate the confidence you place in my Carol, but I have no idea what to write about. Any suggestions or reccomendations?[/QUOTE]
Hmm.. just funny things that have happned.. Or stories you've written. :)

There's a poem I have written that I intend to post on The Writer's Thread, but for here.........hmmmmmmm, let me see.

*And now, making his return to the ring after several months away....the undisputed champion of humour...Naaaathan the Comeeeeedian!!*

*Arena goes berserk*

I'm warming up

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And now back to Nathan's stories....

Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.[/QUOTE]

Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD[/QUOTE]

Yes sir!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And now back to Nathan's stories....

Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.[/QUOTE]

Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD[/QUOTE]

Yes sir![/QUOTE]

MISS YOU MEAN! xD

OK ladies and gentlemen, bearing in mind that I am seriously running out of good stuff and that my left eye feels twice as big as the right, we therefore continue on our long, daring and adventurous quest called: "Nathan's sense of humour"

Chapter Goodness-Knows-What-Number-I'm-Up-To-Now

When we were making something in college, I can't remember what but I think it was an advertisement for something, we were allowed to take photos of each other to use in the documents. So my friend takes a picture of Mathin (poor Mathin again), pastes the picture onto the PC and decapitates Mathin's head from the photo and sticks it onto a sofa and then onto a wall.

Particularly funny when you see the expression on his face.

YES, YES, YES, YES, THE FUCKING FUN BEGINS HERE!

*chants* WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE!

There's more to follow, I'll stay in touch.