How will you die?

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork.

How are you gonna go?

Slowly and painfully, one hopes.

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.


Ouch.

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.


Nice.

There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork.

How are you gonna go?

Slowly and painfully, one hopes.[/QUOTE]

well what would you know, Flashy:

"A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you."

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: [/QUOTENAME]There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago[/QUOTE]

My apologies. I don't visit this form too much these days as it appears to be overrun with dullards.

"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."

- nice.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: [/QUOTENAME]There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago[/QUOTE]

Gos by the name of Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /m\

While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.

This is really scary. I put in two of my characters (both of whom are killed in my novel) and this is what came up -

"You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm."
Well, this character is mistakenly murdered during a thunder storm while lightening flashes in the sky... she's not walking a dog, but the umbrella she's carrying was borrowed from the INTENDED victim and is covered with pictures of puppies.

"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."
The murderer soon dies at the hand of the sheriff - a man he grew up with (a neighbor). No shovel involved, however.

Cool link! Thanks! I'm saving it as a favorite... how sick is that? :-\

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ravenetta <h6> the QZ hippy</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: [/QUOTENAME]There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago[/QUOTE]

Gos by the name of Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /m\[/QUOTE]


i did a thread about when you die but this wasnt it...go on?[/QUOTE]

Muwahwhahaha fine then. :P RAVENETTAAAAAAA! /m\

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.



OUCH.

...disappointed with the lack of a cure for mortality.

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

interesting...

'While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.'

Remind me not to go to Spain then.

And next month, when it's my birthday:

'You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.'

I don't even like golf.