How will you die?

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.


Well, there you go... At least I don't need to wonder :)

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.


And here I always thought it would be stray buckshot or something...

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

hahaha that thing is so random

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

I'd rather kill myself than that.

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted."

Well i survived my toast eating session this morning ;-)

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

That sucks. Good thing my Swedish blood gave me skin that makes subathing impossible.

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

I will be beaten to death with a barstool...

I was hoping for something more brutal...oh well..

Cant I just choke on some spagettios?

You along with the rest of mankind perish on the 31st May.

I already knew that!

I would sure like to die, in a bed filled with pizza :b

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

Ooookay, wtf?

My friend Lauren claims that I am going to die at a concert being crushed by a falling speaker, but first I go deaf. My other friend Vinny says that that's an honorable way to die...

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.