"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.[/QUOTE]
He also has another place in London.... :P
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.[/QUOTE]
He also has another place in London.... :P
Will poor Brian ever be safe?? XD
Lol, I'll be his body guard!! Even though my head is probably right about where his belly button is... God, he's so tall... I still would kick anyone's ass who would try to hurt him!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.[/QUOTE]
He also has another place in London.... :P[/QUOTE]
And in L.A., too right? Grrr, why does he have to have a house there? Of all the places in the U.S. to have a house...
I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. [/QUOTE]
Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.[/QUOTE]
He also has another place in London.... :P[/QUOTE]
And in L.A., too right? Grrr, why does he have to have a house there? Of all the places in the U.S. to have a house...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lol, I'll be his body guard!! Even though my head is probably right about where his belly button is... God, he's so tall... I still would kick anyone's ass who would try to hurt him!! [/QUOTE]
I'm with ya! *slips on sunglasses and acts all tough*
I'm with ya! *slips on sunglasses and acts all tough*
"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."
Some poor jackass is going to have to call my mom and say "The dingoes ate your baby." That'll be rich!
Some poor jackass is going to have to call my mom and say "The dingoes ate your baby." That'll be rich!
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.
anybody got a saw i can borrow?????????????
anybody got a saw i can borrow?????????????
You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment.
An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.
what a relief........literally
what a relief........literally
While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.
i really dont like clowns...:(
i really dont like clowns...:(
ill never die
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jamie SureWould wrote: [/QUOTENAME]ill never die[/QUOTE]
Nah, Dying's for idiots.
Nah, Dying's for idiots.