Came the year 1980 and all you Queen fanatics know that this year contained drastic changes for Queen. Freddie grew his mustache. Roger's song stopped being sung by Roger. And other topics emerged. One day, Freddie got tired of living on his own and went to search for a roomie. He knocked on the door of an old cottage and an old woman popped out. Freddie...
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was startled at the old woman's haginess, but she was very caring and looked nice so he decided to move in with her. In the cottage...
there were old pictures of the woman and her husband. She siad he passed away about ten years ago of AIDS. The cottage seemed pretty comfortable with old furniture. Freddie could smell beef stock on the stove. He...
somewhat felt very cosy in this crib and enjoyed the presence of the old woman...
But she was diagnosed as Bi-polar. (depression) so she was unhappy about Freddie staying there. She grew much happier when another Queen cutie called Roger...
Showed up at her front door in a dust rag loincloth and with a policeman's cap perched on his head.
And Freddie was very upset because he knew very well that was the hat he kept for "special times". He didn't have much time to remain upset, though, because Roger...
begged to be sheltered from Brian and John, who were chasing him with a baseball bat, down the path of the many houses that were there.
Roger told him a very unexpected story involving lobster tamale and the dangers of peacock feathers. It wasn't until the part about what was done with a platter of grapes and prawns that Freddie sneezed in shock and blew off his moustache.
and then, sudddenly, the old lady said to him "I've always had a thing for fake-moustached men" That being said, Rog...
put on a fake moustache to try to win back her attention but she was already mesmerized by Freddie. Freddie told her a story about
how he first got used to a moustache...Roger, desperate to get attention, did something drastic...
he took all his clothes off.
Freddie stood there in shock as the naked Roger...
ran around the house naked. the old lady was aroused, so freddie...