[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME](OMGsh...so funny "bloody piece of fried chicken" :D that's great)
a police man coming towards them! Deaky runs and hides in a bush and the police arrest Roger and Brian for indecent exposure!
When Freddie sees whats going on he tries to flirt with the officers and convice them to let Bri and Rog go. Sadly, they aren't gay and are not impressed by Freddie's chest hair and brian and Roger are taken to jail!
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At the jail, They are seperated. Roger is placed with two very scary gay men, with tatoos all over thei bodies. Brian, is placed with scary circus clowns. The clowns annoy Brian with the honking of their noses. Poor Roger...as he was sitting there, on his bench...one of the scary men, started eyeing him and flirting with him...Roger got scared, so he...
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closed his eyes and hummed A Kinda Magic and pretended he was out getting ice cream. The scary man put his arm around him and started to whisper in his ear. Roger started shaking and rocking back and forth and he hummed even louder to block out the whispering. At this point, Roger looked pretty stupid. Just then a policeman walked by the cell and said,"Oh, I didn't realize you were crazy. You need to go to cell for crazy people." He had to carry Roger to the cell cause he was shaking too much to walk. He was thrown in the cell that contained Brian and the clowns.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]closed his eyes and hummed A Kinda Magic and pretended he was out getting ice cream. The scary man put his arm around him and started to whisper in his ear. Roger started shaking and hummed even louder to block out the whispering. At this point, Roger looked pretty stupid. Just then a policeman walked by the cell and said,"Oh, I didn't realize you were crazy. You need to go to cell for crazy people." He had to carry Roger to the cell cause he was shaking too much to walk. He was thrown in the cell that contained Brian and the clowns.[/QUOTE]
One of the clowns came up to him and honked his nose..then went up to the bigger clown and said something of disapproval in another language. Roger ran up to Brian and asked "what the hell is their problem" Brian said "Don't ask, I have been trying to figure that out for the longest time". The clowns finished their discussion and said in english "We come in peace" "we will set you free, but first PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, MAN!!!!!"
One of the clowns came up to him and honked his nose..then went up to the bigger clown and said something of disapproval in another language. Roger ran up to Brian and asked "what the hell is their problem" Brian said "Don't ask, I have been trying to figure that out for the longest time". The clowns finished their discussion and said in english "We come in peace" "we will set you free, but first PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, MAN!!!!!"
*urghh* sorry i'm so impatient.
Brian and Roger don't have any clothes so they made a plan. When the next police officer walked by, Brian grabbed him by the neck and demanded clothes. The scared officer gave him his clothes. Brian also took his keys and opened the cell door. Roger ran out and realized he was still naked so he took clothes from the clowns. Brian and Roger went looking for Freddie and John.
They were walking down the street when they heard Freddie yelling at someone, "You stupid idiot! How could you do that!"
They were walking down the street when they heard Freddie yelling at someone, "You stupid idiot! How could you do that!"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Brian and Roger don't have any clothes so they made a plan. When the next police officer walked by, Brian grabbed him by the neck and demanded clothes. The scared officer gave him his clothes. Brian also took his keys and opened the cell door. Roger ran out and realized he was still naked so he took clothes from the clowns. Brian and Roger went looking for Freddie and John.
They were walking down the street when they heard Freddie yelling at someone, "You stupid idiot! How could you do that!"[/QUOTE]
They went up to Freddie and saw that he was arguing with John...John had given a prostitute, Freddie's address, and Freddie was scheduled for a "massage" B and R walked up to the both of them and...
They were walking down the street when they heard Freddie yelling at someone, "You stupid idiot! How could you do that!"[/QUOTE]
They went up to Freddie and saw that he was arguing with John...John had given a prostitute, Freddie's address, and Freddie was scheduled for a "massage" B and R walked up to the both of them and...
Brian: Hi guys, we escaped prison!
John: Freddie run! Theres two crazy people who escaped from prison trying to get us!
Brian: *starts singing 39.*
Freddie: Oh, it's okay John. It's just Brian and Roger dressed like idiots.
Roger: Its' not our fault, you have no idea what we had to go through!!!
Freddie: Well I don't care. It's no excuse to be seen in public like that- are you wearing a clown costume? HAHA! No I've seen everything!
Roger:Shut up
Freddie: No, you shut up.
Roger: No, you shut up.
Freddie: Make me.
Roger: I don't have the recipe.
Freddie: That is soooo old!
Roger: Your mom.
Freddie: What did you say about my mom!
Roger: You heard me.
Freddie: Your grandmom.
Roger: Don't talk about my grandmom!
Meanwhile, Brian and John start talking to the prostitute.
John: Freddie run! Theres two crazy people who escaped from prison trying to get us!
Brian: *starts singing 39.*
Freddie: Oh, it's okay John. It's just Brian and Roger dressed like idiots.
Roger: Its' not our fault, you have no idea what we had to go through!!!
Freddie: Well I don't care. It's no excuse to be seen in public like that- are you wearing a clown costume? HAHA! No I've seen everything!
Roger:Shut up
Freddie: No, you shut up.
Roger: No, you shut up.
Freddie: Make me.
Roger: I don't have the recipe.
Freddie: That is soooo old!
Roger: Your mom.
Freddie: What did you say about my mom!
Roger: You heard me.
Freddie: Your grandmom.
Roger: Don't talk about my grandmom!
Meanwhile, Brian and John start talking to the prostitute.
while the two were at it, fighting, and whacking each other, john and brian told the prostitute to go away. she eventually did, and john, being the peacemaker, wanted freddie and roger to stop at once. so he took a whole bucket of kfc chicken and stuffed it in their mouths to make them shut up. brian...
^ started laughing at them...and said "holy shiiit! This would have been great for the one vision video shoot! It would sell!!! You guys are bloody idiots *laughs hysterically* With tha being said, John takes a chicken piece and stuffs it in Brian's mouth...Bri...
whoops!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0033"><b>MoreOfThatJazz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ started laughing at them...and said "holy shiiit! This would have been great for the one vision video shoot! It would sell!!! You guys are bloody idiots *laughs hysterically* With tha being said, John takes a chicken piece and stuffs it in Brian's mouth...Bri...[/QUOTE]
says... "hey! this chicken is finger-lickin' good!" john tried some too, and he agreed, freddie and roger found it delicious as well. but someone interrupted them or maybe it was a something. turns out, it was..
says... "hey! this chicken is finger-lickin' good!" john tried some too, and he agreed, freddie and roger found it delicious as well. but someone interrupted them or maybe it was a something. turns out, it was..
Debbie Leng!!! Roger's girlfriend!!! Roger, shocked, started explaining himself...
"deb! i swear, you're my only one! it was all freddie's idea! i wasn't going to flirt with prostitutes!" all three were laughing at roger, especially freddie. freddie gets a whack from roger. freddie screams in pain, and brian and john are laughing while eating chicken. when they realized they ran out, they...
started jumping around like crazy bafoons saying "I WANT IT ALL!!! AND I WANT IT NOW< MORE CHICKEN< MORE CHICKEN"...Rog, meanwhile, tried to convince Debs that he was NOT cheating with Freddie. Freddie came up, hugged him and said "yep its true, darling, move outta the way, he is mine, I claim him xD" Debbie...
got stabby, so she brought out her swiss knife and started threatening freddie. meanwhile, the desperate chicken lovers stole a car to get more chicken. now, back to freddie's sitch. freddie...