saw that he was naked... again. he woke up in horror as he saw john and brian naked as well. he started screaming, so it woke up both john and bri. all three were screaming because they saw they were naked, and they had drawings on their faces. the very furious john said, "the quest is on to hunt freddie down. we will throw away all his nail lacquer and his leotards and his fancy shmancy clothes and his fart-scented wigs in revenge. then we will beat him up. agreed?" brian and roger agreed. so...
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erm... someone please continue. :) sorry if i'm impatient. :)
The men marched outside and started searching for Freddie when they realized they were still naked and had drawings on their faces. Brian and Roger started to run around in circles in a panic because they were so embarrassed. John, who had glasses and a moustache drawn on his face, said, "Well, no one can recognise us, so why does it matter if we're naked?" Brian and Roger agreed so they proceeded down the street. As they were walking they heard someone scream...
help me! help me darlings! someone! help me! they all thought it would've been freddie. but when they ran to the site, it wasn't fred, but it was...
Jim Hutton. He was stuck in a tree.
They quickly went up the damn tree to rescue him. But then, Roger said "Yo, no way. If a chick catches me, then she wont like me" Brian slapped Roger and said
If a chick sees you, she'll run away cause your naked. Now get up there and rescue Jim, he might know where Freddie is!" Roger scurried his cute little butt up the tree and brought Jim down.
Brian: Do you know where Freddie is?
Jim: Maybeee..
Brian: Will you tell us?
Jim: Uh-uh.
Brian: Why not?
Jim: Because.
Brian: Because why?
Jim: Because because.
Roger screamed, "This is going nowhere! Tell us where Freddie is or I'll shave off your moustache!"
Just then Freddie jumped down from where he was hiding in the tree and screamed, "No! Not his moustache! I love his moustache!"
Brian: Do you know where Freddie is?
Jim: Maybeee..
Brian: Will you tell us?
Jim: Uh-uh.
Brian: Why not?
Jim: Because.
Brian: Because why?
Jim: Because because.
Roger screamed, "This is going nowhere! Tell us where Freddie is or I'll shave off your moustache!"
Just then Freddie jumped down from where he was hiding in the tree and screamed, "No! Not his moustache! I love his moustache!"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If a chick sees you, she'll run away cause your naked. Now get up there and rescue Jim, he might know where Freddie is!" Roger scurried his cute little butt up the tree and brought Jim down.
Brian: Do you know where Freddie is?
Jim: Maybeee..
Brian: Will you tell us?
Jim: Uh-uh.
Brian: Why not?
Jim: Because.
Brian: Because why?
Jim: Because because.
Roger screamed, "This is going nowhere! Tell us where Freddie is or I'll shave off your moustache!"
Just then Freddie jumped down from where he was hiding in the tree and screamed, "No! Not his moustache! I love his moustache!"[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!!!! XD...As they spotted Freddie, they dashed after him.
Brian: Do you know where Freddie is?
Jim: Maybeee..
Brian: Will you tell us?
Jim: Uh-uh.
Brian: Why not?
Jim: Because.
Brian: Because why?
Jim: Because because.
Roger screamed, "This is going nowhere! Tell us where Freddie is or I'll shave off your moustache!"
Just then Freddie jumped down from where he was hiding in the tree and screamed, "No! Not his moustache! I love his moustache!"[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!!!! XD...As they spotted Freddie, they dashed after him.
Freddie screeched, "AHHHH!!!!" And ran as fast as he could. He ran and ran until he reached the ocean. He was standing on the edge of a dock.
"Come here Freddie, we aren't gonna hurt you." Said Brian with an evil look in his eyes.
Freddie didn't know what to do. Brian, Roger, and John started to walk closer and closer and Freddie couldn't back up anymore without falling off the dock. All of a sudden, a huge wave came and knocked all four rock stars into the sea!
"Come here Freddie, we aren't gonna hurt you." Said Brian with an evil look in his eyes.
Freddie didn't know what to do. Brian, Roger, and John started to walk closer and closer and Freddie couldn't back up anymore without falling off the dock. All of a sudden, a huge wave came and knocked all four rock stars into the sea!
luckily, john was able to grab a HUGE surfboard-- enough to make all of them fit. freddie didn't know that the three...
other guys were still naked so he yelled for people on shore to rescue them.
"Freddie, we're naked! I don't want people to see us! Why can't we just swim to shore?!?!", shouted Roger.
"Hey, I've had a long day and I don't feel like swimming all the way over there."
So the people on shore got a helocopter to fly over the water and it let down a rope. They all had to climb up it. The drawings on their faces came off in the water so everyone knew who they were. Once they were on shore, there were reporters....
"Freddie, we're naked! I don't want people to see us! Why can't we just swim to shore?!?!", shouted Roger.
"Hey, I've had a long day and I don't feel like swimming all the way over there."
So the people on shore got a helocopter to fly over the water and it let down a rope. They all had to climb up it. The drawings on their faces came off in the water so everyone knew who they were. Once they were on shore, there were reporters....
crowding them and asking them ridiculous questions like... "did you have a threesome?" or "are the queen members really nudists?" brian got really pissed and said...
Shut the hell up, you bloody piece of fried chicken! xD...That being said, Roger turns around and starts beating up one of the reporters, with a hammer. Brian starts humming "Then Its time for the hammer to fall" xD. Meanwhile, John spotted a
(OMGsh...so funny "bloody piece of fried chicken" :D that's great)
a police man coming towards them! Deaky runs and hides in a bush and the police arrest Roger and Brian for indecent exposure!
When Freddie sees whats going on he tries to flirt with the officers and convice them to let Bri and Rog go. Sadly, they aren't gay and are not impressed by Freddie's chest hair and brian and Roger are taken to jail!
a police man coming towards them! Deaky runs and hides in a bush and the police arrest Roger and Brian for indecent exposure!
When Freddie sees whats going on he tries to flirt with the officers and convice them to let Bri and Rog go. Sadly, they aren't gay and are not impressed by Freddie's chest hair and brian and Roger are taken to jail!
someone write more!