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Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol.
I wouldn't wanna see that...
Lol! It's hilarious! :)
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and all Holidays, why is there a lock on the door?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
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it's so not funny yet hilarious!
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it's so not funny yet hilarious!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol.[/QUOTE]
No, they cant.
Thats forbidden by law
No, they cant.
Thats forbidden by law
Some questions are very easy to answer.
"Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?"
No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.
"Why can't liquor freeze? "
Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.
"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"
Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.
"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"
Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.
"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.
"Why can't liquor freeze? "
Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.
"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"
Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.
"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"
Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.
"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Someone answer this one
If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?
If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?"
No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.
"Why can't liquor freeze? "
Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.
"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"
Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.
"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"
Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.
"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
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My thoughts exactly. And this is just a portion of the answerable part. Kinda makes the rest look a little pale.
No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.
"Why can't liquor freeze? "
Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.
"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"
Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.
"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"
Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.
"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
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My thoughts exactly. And this is just a portion of the answerable part. Kinda makes the rest look a little pale.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
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Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!
Pastors aren't allowed to get married
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Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!
Of course they can't marry themselves! Terribly hedonistic! :)