The Corrupted Wish Thread

^You have a gumball, but you choke on it.
I wish I wasn't so bored.

You get so excited you want to do something exhilerating and while in a state of hazy mindlessness you go and jump off a cliff. I wish i had a turkey sandwich.

You get a turkey sandwich, but then Brian May comes and eats it :P


I wish I was pretty.

^ You already are. So the starter of this thread kills you.

I wish I had X-ray vision. Ya know, looking through people's clothes and hoopla. ONLY good looking people, no fat pot belly men. :P

You have X-ray vision, and start staring at a man...turns out, underneath..he is really a he-she...EW

I wish I had chocolate!

You get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but sadly you day the next day. Of AIDS, because you listened to Queen too much.

I wish I could go back in time and marry Agnetha Fältskog... again.

You marry Agnetha Fältskog...and then divorce her an hour later because she threw up on you.


I wish I hated Queen.

You hate Queen, but.... you can't!!! It's impossible :O I wish I wasn't called a Nazi. :(

People stop calling you a Nazi...and start calling you a COMMUNIST...EWWW!

I wish I wasn't always called a COMMUNIST! ;_;

Aren't you? Well, anyway, people stop calling you communist, and call you Martha Stewart instead. Which is MUCH worse.

I wish Agnetha Fältskog would forever stay young.

You aren't a COMMUNIST anymore..... but people start calling you names like Mrs. Putin and Mrs. Breschnev. Ew. I wish I could slap my Algebra teacher.

LOL...I'll answer both.



Agnetha Fältskog becomes an old hag in 3 days.

and...Cookies; You slap your algebra teacher...and she arrests you.


I wish I had a life.

You have a life... at Queenzone!

I wish I had thought of Queenzone.

You finally get a life, but then you buy a new pair of skintight black jeans, and they're all you can think about.

I wish Agnetha Fältskog would invite herself to my bedroom.

Damn, outposted :O

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>I love Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You finally get a life, but then you buy a new pair of skintight black jeans, and they're all you can think about.

I wish Agnetha Fältskog would invite herself to my bedroom.

Damn, outposted :O[/QUOTE]
She invites herself, but trips over a penis coming there and then, when she comes, she swears... in german

I wish corrupted wishes was crack being smoked.