The Corrupted Wish Thread

It goes well, but you fart at the end and it stinks really bad. :PP (jk)

I wish John lived in my guest room!

John lives in your guest room but steals your things, throws a party and gets you arrested.

i wish i had a pet monkey.

the monkey pulls your hair and bites you

I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffe

You get a monkey but he goes crazy and scalps you when you try to throw him a birthday party. (actually happened!!!)
:P

I wish I didn't hate drinking milk (Doc says I'd be three inches taller if I did)

Out posted!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=grape>Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]the monkey pulls your hair and bites you

I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffe[/QUOTE]
It does but you continue to misspell coffee. :PP
(See above wish)

you don't hate milk but drink so much of it that you start going "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


I wish I had Brian's hair

You have Brian's hair but forget to wash it, and a bird lays eggs in it, grass grows there, worms dwell and ants march around and your hair becomes an ecosystem.

I wish I was Roger Waters.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=grape>Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]the monkey pulls your hair and bites you

I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffe[/QUOTE]
It does but you continue to misspell coffee. :PP
(See above wish)[/QUOTE]
Thanks for pointing that out. I HATE spelling mistakes, so I'm glad when people point them out to me. Ignorance is very bad.

lmao! Okay, you become Roger Waters and then start to get annoying with your dinky winky :O

I wish my feet were smaller :P

Your feet are smaller but they become too small for your body :O

Now I wish they didn't broadcast breast augmentations on Cable TV. xP

They don't air breast augmen....WHAT THE FUCK are they doing airing that?!!??!!??! lol ;P anyways, tations anymore and you start getting the urge to get it done to yourself! ;P

I wish I wouldn't have to go to my quartet rehearsal tomorrow :(

You don't have to, but then your quartet isn't ready for its performance and you guys screw it up really bad :)
I wish I never smashed my finger in the bus window

you never did. you sliced it, though.

i wished nestea didn't taste so artificial.

it tastes natural, but then you realize you like the artificial taste better
I wish my older brother wasn't such a jerk to me

He isn't a jerk, but still farts and picks his nose, which is equally as bad. I wish I had a gumball.