The Corrupted Wish Thread

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=&#000000>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ LAME ![/QUOTE]
You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies.[/QUOTE]

But I like Friday the 13th...[/QUOTE]
Its the WORST day in the world. Mirrors, salt, ladders, cracks, etc.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=&#000000>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=&#000000>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ LAME ![/QUOTE]
You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies.[/QUOTE]

But I like Friday the 13th...[/QUOTE]
Its the WORST day in the world. Mirrors, salt, ladders, cracks, etc.[/QUOTE]
Its good cuz its a perfect day to wacth Scary Movie... 4.

Yay! Corrupting wishes is fun.
OK, you sit down to watch Friday the 13th. Then you realize you are watching the tape from The Ring. You decide sven days is too much time, so you end your suffering right then and there. Use your imagination on how, people.

I wish that in math, my teacher never gave us homework, and no one could do anything about it, so to compensate, the english teacher gave us a research paper on our hero! (Fred of course. Or maybe Brian... Or maybe just Queen as a whole.) Oh, yeah, I'm such a (proud) nerd.

Corrupt that wish, y'all!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yay! Corrupting wishes is fun.
OK, you sit down to watch Friday the 13th. Then you realize you are watching the tape from The Ring. You decide sven days is too much time, so you end your suffering right then and there. Use your imagination on how, people.

I wish that in math, my teacher never gave us homework, and no one could do anything about it, so to compensate, the english teacher gave us a research paper on our hero! (Fred of course. Or maybe Brian... Or maybe just Queen as a whole.) Oh, yeah, I'm such a (proud) nerd.

Corrupt that wish, y'all![/QUOTE]
I corrupted that wish by telling the district or the president

I wish you had a nap.

I lie down for a nap right next to the PC and while I am asleep, my hand falls on the keyboard and hits random letters. It clogs up the entire notice board and you have to get off the site. I wake up when the site is running again, and have a hunger to talk to someone. So I get posting more fiercley than ever before!!!

I wish I could fly, my friends...

^ But you fly a smidge too close to the sun.

I wish for peace on Earth and free chocolate for everyone !

You discover that the chocolate was made by a spinach company who stores their food carelessly. Everyone gets sick, and it is the worst disease since the Plague. As for the world peace (which I hate to corrupt as it is one of my dreams too), John Lennon comes back and decides that you stole his concept, and he has you arrested for plaigorism.(sp?)
I wish that I had an invicible wish that could NEVER ever ever ever ever be corrupted.

It is corrupted anyways.

I wish I was a gangsta (a, not er, and therefore meaning ATL and not The Untouchables)

You become gangsta, but then the homies from da hood come to beat you up.


I wish I resembled Roger Taylor. :D

^ You resemble Roger Taylor... but then you don't resemble Angelina Jolie!



I wish the guy in the soap opera my mom is making me watch shaved off his chest hair. I mean, his collar is up to neck but hair is still seeping through! :O

He waxes his chest but ends up with a very bad rash on the hair grows back on his neck and legs



I wish i had a very big wet fish

outposted.....omg even here...lol :P

The fish is so big 'n wet that it floods your house.

I wish my drivers license finally came in the mail.

^ Your card arrives but the raccoon that lives inside your mailbox eats it.

I wish I had a good yearbook picture.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=660066>Fredlilah<h6>12345678 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ Your card arrives but the raccoon that lives inside your mailbox eats it.

I wish I had a good yearbook picture.[/QUOTE]

Your yearbook picture will be great this year, but for the rest of your life they'll suck.

I wish I was married to Agnetha Fältskog. :O

You marry Agnetha Fältskog but find out that she's a man.


I wish my solo performance with orchestra goes well and I don't screw up and embarrase myself :S